the most generic game in the entire mario series

"I have to do 5-Volt, but that's unrelated to the game."
-Vincent "Vinesauce" Pizzapasta

I feel like the only person who gets legitimate enjoyment out of this game
I still come back to this every so often just to do increasingly absurd things like having a group of miis dressed in dog suits standing in silence

memes aside this really is a great game

this is probably the most unnecessarily convoluted shoot-em-up out there and I love it

I still consider beating Hyper Hexagonest to be one of my proudest gaming achievements
(and then I did it again on the mobile port, on a moving school bus, with witnesses - feels good man)

if I could only ever play one game for the rest of my life there's a very strong case in favour of Tetris

competitively speaking I'm sure it sucks with its balance issues and the tripping but I have far too much nostalgia for this game to give it a fair rating on that basis

getting this game when I was 10 was a gateway into many things that I probably wouldn't otherwise have gotten into (like EarthBound)

I have approx. 300 hours of this game on steam and at least 250 of those hours are Trouble in Terrorist Town

dongsquad gang

I played the demo of this like two years ago, loved it, bought the full game, and have yet to touch the full game even once

one day