Laughing at your friend who just got the game because they get stuck with the little shitty horse at the start of multiplayer.

They did the thing with the zombies again.

One of the greatest multiplayer gaming experiences I have ever participated in.

Campaign was lackluster sadly. BUT having 5 other friends online and y’all split into groups of 3 in separate xbox live parties; regrouping up after the game for the trash talk and whining was absolutely top tier.

Nothing will ever top starting a bar fight in the cantina sorry.

2008

I can see what they tried to do here, 10/10 idea 7/10 execution. The enemy wave mode is still a banger idgaf they struck gold with that.

More importantly this game gave us the special multiplayer only Halo 3 disc so actually this game is 5/5 if you think about it.

Captures the wonder of Greek mythology so beautifully, coupled with the new open world mechanics and this game is a winner.

The only negative comment I’ll make is that this was the beginning of the end for RPG elements in TES and Fallout, and that makes me sad.

You will never play custom games with your friends after school like you used to.

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I let Astarion bite me during sex and I’m not afraid to admit that it awakened something in me. 5/5

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The Collectors ended up being completely meaningless for Reaper War but Conrad Verner said I shoved a gun in his face when I didn’t so 5/5

Tries too hard to top the previous installment, can’t replicate lightning in a bottle. I don’t find myself revisiting this one at all.