game is fine but the twitter discourse drags it down AT LEAST a star

the floating misogynist book is LITERALLY me!

baby's first ethnic genocide has never been so so satisfying

every character in this game is non-binary except for the cockroach with tits

they call this a western game but why is Kojima in the credits? checkmate westards

when he flipped the gun to check if there was a bullet chambered i creamed my freakin jorts

no game will ever make a line of dialouge even half as fire as Stand by for Titanfall

kratos, as a once-spartan soldier, has almost certainly had sex with at least one man at least one time. i personally think it's been lots of men lots of times but that's just me

good heavens terrible things have been done to lyon's cervix

bayek of siwa is one of the coldest protagonists in any game for a long long time and i will fight you, the reader, personally on this

a special thanks to Hidetaka Miyazaki and VaatiVidya on youtube for giving so many lore videos to watch while i eat dinner and get sauce on my keyboard

top 10 saddest moments in gaming when i discovered celebrimbor's name was with a K sound and not an S one

my friends got really annoyed with me whenever i told them i picked kassandra and only had sex with women