blanka'd out rn

few games have even half as much heart and care put into their characters and their stories, and the addition of actual banter and things like duo chapters do nothing but help to extenuate the already beautiful writing these characters are full of

don't let the yaoi freaks, weirdos, and lunatics get you down, Engage is the biggest game of 2023, BY FAR!

arthur a stronger man than me. if i got that close to charles smith's lips that many times we would be macking that's for damn sure

yoko taro's first time thinking "what if the game was well-written and fun to play at the same time"

my friends got really annoyed with me whenever i told them i picked kassandra and only had sex with women

top 10 saddest moments in gaming when i discovered celebrimbor's name was with a K sound and not an S one

a special thanks to Hidetaka Miyazaki and VaatiVidya on youtube for giving so many lore videos to watch while i eat dinner and get sauce on my keyboard

bayek of siwa is one of the coldest protagonists in any game for a long long time and i will fight you, the reader, personally on this

good heavens terrible things have been done to lyon's cervix

kratos, as a once-spartan soldier, has almost certainly had sex with at least one man at least one time. i personally think it's been lots of men lots of times but that's just me

no game will ever make a line of dialouge even half as fire as Stand by for Titanfall

when he flipped the gun to check if there was a bullet chambered i creamed my freakin jorts

they call this a western game but why is Kojima in the credits? checkmate westards

every character in this game is non-binary except for the cockroach with tits