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When I want to wear the blue mask but my bitch wife wants me to wear the orange mask

ELDER GOD TIER - Villains whose motives are hard to find fault in and arguably better than the hero's.

I don't like leaving first-impression reviews here especially for an Early Access release, but this is a game I was kind of excited for, so to see that this self-proclaimed "reinventing of the ARPG genre" is a really clunky mashup of Souls and Diablo with enemies that don't stagger, loot that sucks and platforming that feels like exploiting level geometry, well it didn't really tickle my fancy I'll tell you that much

I love momentum-based platformers. Got to be one of my favorite genders.

Braid

2008

"they got this game, right? for people who smoke... or people who drink. like if you drink beers and you get drunk, or if smoke weed and you get high." - Soulja Boy, 2009

If you like an absolutely morally repugnant game that forces you to choose between becoming either a theatre kid or a band kid then DNI

O nome do jogo é pau grandeKKKKKKKKKKK.

Oh. That's crack. That's cocaine crack drugs on the Steam top sellers list.

A near mathematically precise 50/50 split between "We're so back" and "It's so over" is lifted up for me because it's clear that there was charm, passion, and effort that went into this game. Despite the jank and the bevy of technical problems and the fact that it never seems to take full advantage of any of its great ideas, when this game was going it was GOING and for LARGE chunks of the game, too.

So even if I can't in good conscience rate it any higher, I do not regret playing this. I just wish this could have had another 6-ish months of dev time to iron everything out.

Madeline is so freaking cute, I wanna lift her by those big ass ears like a two handle coffee cup and display her at the top of the mountain like I'm lifting the UCL trophy.

Oops I think she heard that.

I LOVE TRIPS DOWN MEMORY LANE. I LOVE FANSERVICE. I LOVE KIRYU KAZUMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

made like a dark, twisted version of pokemon haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my open-world survival crafting slop would make most simply go insane lmao.

THIS PIKMIN 2 SHIT IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED TO DIE FOR YOUR SIDE OF THE DEBATE, THEN HAUL YOUR ASS BACK HOME SO YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLHOUSES AND TEA PARTIES
THIS IS COMBAT, MAGGOT

Alan Wake writing the most twisted fucked up horror story he can conceive: The dark darkness encroached darkly upon me, I noticed my shoes were stained red with blood, red blood, on the ground pooled the crimson ichor of a bloody ritual murder enacted in the name of the Dark Lord of Darkness himself; Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, The Father of Lies, the Lord of Flies; Satanas, Diabolus- The Devil.
Remedy writing the most twisted fucked up horror story they can think of: Imagine being trapped in this guy's writing

one of the first games where you play as a vtuber