vieseal
2022
who the hell wrote the dialogue? why are norse gods talking like a bunch of redditors in a middle of a heated argument?
2023
MCU was a mistake
Glad to see breath of the wild early access is over.
oh god here we go again another jrpg overhyped by the resident weebs of backloggd. lets go
edit: im increasing the score after finishing it, it was alright.
edit: im increasing the score after finishing it, it was alright.
At this point Yakuza and RGG are the Ubisoft of Japan
2014
Why is this unfinished boring walking simulator with occasional jumpscares getting high praise and high ratings?
its better than dogshit like visage i'll give it that but a better turd is still a turd.
its better than dogshit like visage i'll give it that but a better turd is still a turd.
2015
bad combat system. terrible presentation. characters behaving like morons. story not making sense. no good sandbox to mess around. at least minigames were good.
gta is better
gta is better
impressive physics but after the tutorial area you have seen it all and it gets boring fighting the same enemies and finding the same rewards.
2021
the music sucks
If this had better combat it would be a certified masterpiece, the upgrades on visuals and controls are welcome.
I hope Metroid Prime 4 learns a thing or two from Eternal's combat system.
I hope Metroid Prime 4 learns a thing or two from Eternal's combat system.
sorry spiders but im still suffering from marvel's fatigue
Horizon: Aloy backseat edition
one of the most overrated games. fetch quest simulator.
2020
what the hell is this fucking garbage and why is it so overhyped?
controls are so clunky and moving around is painfully slow making exploring for solutions very tedious.
the story is very generic and the cheap scripted jumpscares fucking suck
the puzzles are convoluted and feel pointless, and because of this you will waste a lot of time aimlessly wandering around with shitty movements and cringe tryhard spooky sounds and voices that keep trying so hard to scare you. you moved past that radio? well now its going to suddenly turn itself on woah, here lets do the same trick over and over until you are sick of it.
the inventory management is shit and overly tedious
even the visuals are mediocre, and theres not a single memorable soundtrack. and to top it all its buggy.
visage is irredeemable garbage
controls are so clunky and moving around is painfully slow making exploring for solutions very tedious.
the story is very generic and the cheap scripted jumpscares fucking suck
the puzzles are convoluted and feel pointless, and because of this you will waste a lot of time aimlessly wandering around with shitty movements and cringe tryhard spooky sounds and voices that keep trying so hard to scare you. you moved past that radio? well now its going to suddenly turn itself on woah, here lets do the same trick over and over until you are sick of it.
the inventory management is shit and overly tedious
even the visuals are mediocre, and theres not a single memorable soundtrack. and to top it all its buggy.
visage is irredeemable garbage
Peak Midtion
Xenochads can't be stopped
Xenochads can't be stopped