Kill me now

EDIT: A half-baked and fucking terrible story accompanied by reused stages for most of the main campaign, the new Valla stages aren't even cool with the only exception being the second-to-last map with the lock gimmick, that was (kinda) cool. The rest is just uninspired, and most of the fun I had with it was around the beginning where you actually had to manage 6-9 units (like the Wind Tribe stage from Conquest), as opposed to the 50 something units you have by the end

Fuga the goat though

Damn it, I was ready to give this a 9 because of a few issues I had with how earlier cases felt really rushed towards the end (e.g Recipe for Turnabout) but goddamn if the final case didn't make up for where the game fell behind and then some. Such a goddamn incredible case in the series and easily one of the best (still dunno if it's tied with 2-4 but I'm sure it'll age like wine in my mind and will eventually overtake it as my favorite case in the series). I won't speak any more about the storyy itself but I would like to mention Godot as a prosecutor. His inclusion and his arc is truly phenomenal and easily makes him one of the best Ace Attorney characters if not the best. His arc truly represents the finality of this game and how the last case (and T&T by extension) tie everything together into a very, VERY neat package and yeah, this is an awesome conclusion to the trilogy, AA4 is up next, but I'm sure this one will always be the shining star among all Ace Attorney games.


"The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over."

I've started rewatching Seinfeld recently, more specifically Season 4. I'm a pleb who's only seen seasons 8 and 9, so imagine my surprise when I find out there's a cohesive plot between the episodes and that characters from different episodes in the season show up at different intervals throughout it! Wow!

Anyways, enough of that. Yeah, it's alright. I downloaded this with the promise of Seinfeld...and yeah, it's Seinfeld. A very short experience that captures the essence of the series pretty well with multiple endings, but it's not too hard to get different endings because if you've seen the series it's pretty easy to know which dialogue options are the correct ones and which ones aren't. That being said, it's really short, but it is free, so there's no harm in trying it out.

Also, I'm genuinely surprised the rights to Seinfeld haven't been leased out to a game developer. Why isn't there a licensed Seinfeld game? It would make perfect sense, especially in the era when those kinds of games were getting pumped out at incredible rates.

Anyways go give it a shot, it's a perfectly harmless experience.