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in the past


Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're OK
If they don't give me proper credit, I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light (that's right, that's right)
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mister Right

'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my interest, then I have to let them be
Some boys try, and some boys lie
But I don't let them play (no way, no way)
Only boys that save their pennies make my rainy day

'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world

Boys may come, and boys may go
And that's all right, you see
Experience has made me rich, and now they're after me

'Cause everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

A material, a material, a material, a material world

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world

This game was super fun, had friends playing Osu back then but for something so easy to get into and use your stylus, super fun!

Beating it on the hardest difficulty is one of my greatest achievements.

Complaining about the soundtrack of this game is a sign of immaturity. "Why did they replace L~Arc~En~Ciel with Good Charlotte" grow the fuck up. Weeb.


One of my favorite games of all time, i played this SO much my lower screen had circle marks on it. The music is good, the presentation is charming, and playing it on a DS is the best way to experience it. Emulators don't do it justice, and playing OSU is just not the same at all, i will trade the unlimited songs it has for EBA (and the two DS Osu games) for it anytime without hesitation.

I used to play it and the osu games on a flashcard until my ds broke, luckly i managed to find an used copy years later and i can play it on my 3DS. I'm a little rusty but i can still beat hard rock.

Wife’s Reaction:
“So they lip sync to the hits and gyrate, and that somehow saves the day? Okay then.”

Agents are... TRY AGAIN!!:
I didn’t like Elite Beat Agents when I gave it a go back in 2019 so I tried again. The coreof it all—the comic scenes and the music—are why you should take the time to play. Yet the track list is small, and though it has variety it lacks cohesion. I also don’t find the gameplay itself particularly compelling.

A very fun rhythm game on the DS, which nowadays is compared to another rhythm game, 'Osu!', that looks interesting to me. The plot is very humorous with the power of music that only the EBA can use to fix problems, but it's pushed as a side aspect. The music was all licensed music which was a breath of fresh air for all the rhythm games I have played so far, which was amazing. They had songs like 'Sk8er Boi', 'YMCA', 'I Was Born to Love You', 'September' and many more which is fun.

I don't understand why this is in the Touch! Generations lineup of games for the DS, maybe because of the music? Idk, but it's very replayable. Definitely wouldn't mind trying to play the game again in a higher difficulty, for sure.

Osu pero con gracia y música agradable

One of the Most feel good rhythm games in a story sense real ones teared up at mission 12

Final level is a huge difficulty spike and i swear the games not the best at picking up inputs but the songs and charm of this game are killer so it more than balances out.

Random side note like 70% of the characters are blonde for some reason lol.

To this day this is the only rhythm game I've ever been good at. Going for 100% was super rewarding and fun and all it cost me was my ds touch screen

10/10 would destroy my ds again

Super bizarre yet charming Osu spin-off, works well with the DS stylus. No problems here.

This game is so iconic. It's Osu but with a story and charm and fantastic maps on a fantastic music selection. It introduced me to Canned Heat, one of my favorite Jamiroquai songs. There's everything to love here and honestly? Nothing to hate. It either is for you or isn't, but it can't be denied that what it does, it does well.

I stopped playing before I got to the hardest mode and I don't really have the time to get back up to where I was again, and that might be one of my biggest gaming regrets honestly. For experienced Osu players it might be a bit of a bore, but for casuals like me it's a fun gauntlet with a rewarding challenge spike!

genuinely one of the best tracklists of all time

Just so much freaking fun. Adore the insanity. Brutally hard gameplay but it keeps you wanting more and more. “Just one more try” is strong with this. I want another game so bad.

Three slick agents gaslight you into believing life is going great by dancing to wacky tunes from the early 2000s.

Es un poco difícil acertar las notas mientras lloras.

Stupidly fun game. Charming, hilarious, with a great visual direction, and some great songs chosen too. And the covers are pretty well done too.

I played this first as a kid, and yeah, I loved it just as much back then. Also it introduced me to just about every song in this game, which is cool.

I think my only real complaint is that some of the charting feels a little bit wrong in places, or at least, I couldn't tell what part of the song was being charted. But for the most part it was really solid. I guess it's also really short (~2 hours), but given the whole experience that this is, I'm more than happy with what we got. Really fun game, would highly recommend.

I should probably get out of my recent rhythm game mood soon like there's only so many ways i can say "very fun and charming!!!!! 9/10"

"omg its so good" no its not it sucks

Didn't get higher than a C on anything. Still a fucking masterpiece

Elite Beat Agents is such a special game. I don't think I'd be able to conceptualize a more peculiar amalgam of story scenarios and song choices if I tried - but that's really its magic. EBA has a lot of fun with its own premise, and packs a lot of truly frantic energy into its fairly dynamic rhythm gameplay. As Yano has said, this game really does harmonize with its hardware incredibly well to best utilize the DS. The difficulty spike at the end doesn't play nicely with the sometimes overly-cluttered Touch Screen, but this game is as memorable as it is short (very)!


If I had any idea this was going to become The Ur Rhythm Game I would have become just impossibly depressed. The abstracting of rhythm as a unit of music or element of performance has only contributed negatively to the average gamer's ability to enjoy music. This is where the idea that divorcing the sound of music from the activity met purchase in play and man, it's a drag.

if you played osu and haven't played this game you are a fucking bitch

This game lives on through my Spotify