I've come to make an announcement: Providence's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his humanoid fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on Petrichor V. Providence, you got a small dick. It's the size of this Bustling Fungus except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two Colossal Knurl and a Crowbar. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Planet. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Planet. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, MITHRIX? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking Planet, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! Copied!

A guy wakes up, massive hangover

So, massive hangover

He's about to throw up and shit

He notices that he's naked, like no jeans, no undies. He reaches his dick and finds out he has four balls

So, he immediately grabs his phone and dials his old man

Dad, dad, I woke up the morning after and suddenly I have four balls!

His dad goes: get out of there, son, you're being fucked!

Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino