2023 Game of the Year
Best Narrative
Best Character (TIE): Tor & Odin Anderson
Best Atmosphere
Best Moment (We Sing)
Bad Trip Award for Worst Game to Play while High
Best Movie in a Game (Yöten Yö)
Best Overall Use of Music
Most Improved
Best Sequel
Play it Again, Sam Award for Most Replay Value

GOTY Runner Up
Best Remake
Best Sound Design
Chris Patton Award for Excellence in Voice Acting (Genevieve Buechner)
Best Girl (Ashley)
Worst Boss (Del Lago)
Best Dog (That Dog)
Coolest Castle
Best DLC (Runner Up)
Best Photo Mode
Excellence in Game Length
Best VR Shit
Speedrunner’s Delight Award for Best Exploit (Salazar and Eggs)

GOTY: 3rd Place
Publisher of the Year (Nintendo)
Jack Herer Award for Best Game to Play Stoned
Nintendo GOTY
Best Villain (Master Kohga)
Best Game I Didn’t Complete
“What’s a Rerun?” Award for Samey Sequel of the Year
2023 Outstanding Achievement in Horses
Best Interactivity
Best Quest (President Hudson)

GOTY: 4th Place
Playstation GOTY
Best Open World
Best Protagonist (Miles Morales)
Leaf on the Wind Award for Best Movement Tech
Best Cosmetics
Missingno Award for Best Glitch (Playable Venom)

GOTY: 5th Place
Xbox GOTY
Most Intuitive Controls
Best Gameplay
Best Cat (808)
Best Surprise Launch
Best Gamepass Game
Most Annoying

Best Remaster
Best Game I Technically Can’t Give GOTY to
Video Game OST Hall of Fame Inductee

Horniest Game
Developer of the Year (Larian)
Best Character Creation

Best Non-Franchise Game
Best Indie Game
Best Art Design
Best Genre (Fishing/Horror)
Matthew Broderick Award for Achievement in Fish Quantification

Best Multiplayer
Best DLC

Lil Dude Award for Excellence in Character Design (Ochi)
Best Enemy Design
Best Collectibles

Most Likely to be Timothee Chalamet
Best Souls or Soulslike Game

Hungriest Game
Dad of the Year

The Doug Walker Award for Best Nostagia
Best Boss (Thardus)

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
-Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott Award for Best Game I Didn’t Play

SSS Award for Most Stylish
Okami Award for Game Destined to Die a Beautiful Death

Evergreen Award for Best Replayed Game

Best New Game Played from a Previous Year
Best PS+ Game
Best Game to Play with a Loved One

Best Wrestling Game of 2023
Stan Lee Award for Best Cameo (DEADLOCK)

“Well, Here We Are Again” Award for Best Portal Game

60 Dollars Please! Award for Least Bang for Your Buck (haha)

Totally Hella Rad Award for Best Dialogue
Horniest Game (Runner-Up)

Most Cubular Game
Best PS+ Launch

Best game for my brother in law to be playin downstairs while i’m tryin to take a nap

Worst game for my brother in law to be playin downstairs while i’m tryin to take a nap

Most Tedious 100%

Biggest Release I Don’t Care About

The 2004 Sox Award for Best Comeback

Best Trailer

Most Anticipated

Biggest Disappointment
Worst Monetization
Blood and Guts Forever! Award for Excellence in Violence
Death of the Year (Ashrah’s Heavenly Light Fatality)

No Man’s Sky Award for Messiest Launch

Spectacular Achievement in Poor Quality (TIE)

Spectacular Achievement in Poor Quality (TIE)

Overall Worst Game Played of 2023