2001
The circlejerk around this being correct is proof that a broken clock (the average Nintendo fan) is right twice a day
2012
Ib fans when I show them Mario 64 (actually scary game about paintings, Nintendo YouTubers told me so)
Fuck being sad that Mario RPGs don't have "deep" stories anymore, I'm sad that Mario RPGs won't be this completely unhinged anymore. Between Mario almost punching a child, the late-game boss that ends with what is effectively a suicide joke, and like half the shit that Ted Woolsey added, I never knew how much I wanted a Mario game with this much unhinged energy.
2020
I don't think I'll ever play another game that's simultaneously this philosophically interesting and this shitposty at the same time
1994
Life would be so much better if Final Fantasy was the long running RPG series with a two word name where the first one starts with "Fi" that I got a life long obsession with instead of that other one
1988
Nice try, director of the CIA, but you haven't fully convinced me that the "demon" in South America that you want me to kill isn't just a democratically elected socialist leader
1984
Ever wonder why the Excite series hasn't had a new game since 2009? Well what the media won't tell you is that in 2014, the Excitebike racers went on strike because of Nintendo's unfair exploitation of their status as contract workers and in response, Nintendo illegally fired each and every character from the games. Every member of the Mario Kart 8 roster who consciously decided to race on the Excitebike track is a filthy fucking scab.
1988
Nintendo has been riding on the Mario 3 high for so long that I've completely lost track of how much times they've used blatantly copying something from it as a selling point for a new Mario game
1992
So if you're not a fan of the words "peak fiction," "goat," "raw," "fire," click off the video cause those are gonna come up like fifty times in here, man
2022
A harrowing story of life under capitalism, commenting on many topics such as Marx's theory of commodity fetishism and how the system benefits from members of the working class turning against each other
I think it's funny how as mascot horror keeps getting worse and worse, people keep saying stuff along the lines of "Well at least Baldi's Basics had some amount of passion behind it" because the bar is genuinely so low that a shitpost that gets old after a couple minutes unironically clears Poppy Playtime, Garten of Banban, etc.
Played this in multiplayer for an hour to make my kid brother happy and I have two important observations:
1. Extremely funny how as these games' character rosters get bigger and bigger, they now have add the Glup Shittoiest of Glup Shittos. Like was there a nonzero amount of people excited that they put General Rieekan in this?
2. In one of the ship missions, I got stuck in an endless loop of u-turning that no button combination could get me out of so I basically had to wait and do nothing until my brother finished the mission
1. Extremely funny how as these games' character rosters get bigger and bigger, they now have add the Glup Shittoiest of Glup Shittos. Like was there a nonzero amount of people excited that they put General Rieekan in this?
2. In one of the ship missions, I got stuck in an endless loop of u-turning that no button combination could get me out of so I basically had to wait and do nothing until my brother finished the mission
Need to know what kind of dark sorcery was used to make it so that a roguelike made by the average Pokémon rom hacker is not the most unplayable garbage in existence
You don't care for Kris because they "stole" Jagen's lines or whatever
I don't care for Kris because a remake that specifically paints the events of the original game as historical revisionism in-universe would have been the rawest premise ever if it wasn't used solely to add in a player insert
We are not the same
I don't care for Kris because a remake that specifically paints the events of the original game as historical revisionism in-universe would have been the rawest premise ever if it wasn't used solely to add in a player insert
We are not the same
I've seen Trails called both the "MCU of RPGs" and the "One Piece of RPGs" and whether you see both, one, or none of those comparisons as favorable is a good indicator of how much you're going to enjoy the series