FE fans claim to dislike the predatory system of gatcha games, and yet they badmouth the victims of such crippling gambling addictions, such as our lord and savior Makalov… Suspicious.

If you’re ever wanted to play the JRPG equivalent of white bread, then this is the game for you.

It might be hard to find any Fire Emblem or Shin Megami Tensei in this crossover, but FE and SMT fans haven’t liked any of their games for the past 15 years, so that’s probably for the best.

We as a society are not ready for the conversation about how this is still better then like half of the other FE games.

Whenever I think of Gaiden, I think of that one meme that goes ‘Divorce leads children to the worst places’, except instead of doing drugs, the kid in question does something even worse and stans mediocre NES games.

Playtonic was successfully able to capture the feel of playing a 90s collection, while unfortunately not accounting for the fact that the reason many people enjoyed those games are because they first played them when they were 5.

Fire Emblem Genealogy is actually really anti-incest as long as you ignore Shannan/Larcei, Lester/Patty, Nanna/Ares, Silvia/Claud, Lana/Febail, Ayra/Chulainn, Lachesis/Eldigan(According to Nanna), Lex's daugther/Iuchar, Lex's daugther/Iucharba...

There are people out there who think 24x is a good map, and I think we should have them step on a warp tile so that they can get teleported to a padded room.

It’s your favorite Fire Emblem game until you play another Fire Emblem game.

Gaiden for people that have any sanity left.

Recently I saw twitter users calling this game’s story a masterpiece, and that it was significantly better than 3Hs, and that is why I don’t think humanity deserves good media.

I need you to understand that this game is so terrible that even those annoying oldschool Megaten fans that haven’t liked anything Atlus has made since the fucking PlayStation 2 think this game is garbage.

The best Golden Sun game is still a 2/5, which should give you an idea why Camelot is now regulated to making mediocre Mario sports games whenever Nintendo needs some extra cash.

PEAK KINO SOUL WHATEVER PEOPLE ARE SAYING THESE DAYS BEST GAME AHHHHHHHHHHH

Someone looked at the controls of Diddy’s rocket barrels and said ‘Yeah this is perfectly acceptable’.