Breadloaf415
2019
Amazing roguelike, fantastic sequel. It's fun and the soundtrack is the best soundtrack I've heard in a video game in its proggy-synthy-ness
2004
Its hard to review this game because it isnt much as a base, but is extremely fun when you get some mods going.
Some amazing memories were made here
Some amazing memories were made here
2018
I will concede that it is a fairly well made game, but it has been one of the most miserable experiences of my life.
pretty sure this is a money laundering scheme
2013
An extremely well made MMO, which is surprising as it is essentially a 2013 game with increasing amounts of duct tape put over it.
I haven't kept up with it recently, but the power trip of absolutely slaughtering hordes of enemies with absurdly powerful characters never gets old. At a certain point the grind becomes a bit too much to handle.
I haven't kept up with it recently, but the power trip of absolutely slaughtering hordes of enemies with absurdly powerful characters never gets old. At a certain point the grind becomes a bit too much to handle.
2021
A game that was pretty much crushed under its own hype. Promised much but wasn't able to deliver.
2010
may be the nostalgia talking, but probably the best game in the franchise. amazing story and multiplayer which will last you for ages.
some of my best memories are on this game, such a fun game and if it was released today would still be one of the best in the franchise and in the genre
2019
Underdeveloped, doesn't play well, gimmicks are underwhelming. Removed Pokémon for the sake of improving the ones that they keep, but that was clearly not the case.
I didn't expect much, and it met my expectations.
I didn't expect much, and it met my expectations.
2019
Fuck, what an amazing game.
In the same way you can't re-discover how to solve a jigsaw puzzle for the second time, you can't go back and re-discover the amazing world(s) of Outer Wilds and what makes it so special. You can only play it once.
A game where the only barrier to entry is your own curiosity. A beautiful experience.
In the same way you can't re-discover how to solve a jigsaw puzzle for the second time, you can't go back and re-discover the amazing world(s) of Outer Wilds and what makes it so special. You can only play it once.
A game where the only barrier to entry is your own curiosity. A beautiful experience.
Cried a bit at the story. I love it to pieces but suffers from the usual rockstar gameplay faults. A very well made game with some very obvious flaws.
Online is fun for a bit, but gets old after a while with the lack of content and abundance of hackers.
Online is fun for a bit, but gets old after a while with the lack of content and abundance of hackers.
2013
This game is weird.
I started playing this game young. TOO young. I didn't understand most of the jokes and I thought the nudity was icky, but blowing things up was fun.
Fast forward nearly 10 years and I'm still playing it. The gameplay is infective. You can spend your time doing a countless amount of activities but even driving around, or flying is fun too. There's an amazing depth to its world. Whether its the NPC's which have the weirdest one-sided conversations on their phones or the advertisements which are just real brands with some kind of dick joke in there.
Sure, the story is a bit half-baked, its pacing is weird and it suffers from the usual rockstar problem of not knowing how to wrap up a story properly. And online, is known for its many, MANY problems and is essentially just a front now for buying shark cards.
This game holds a very special place in my heart, I will be very sad when it's left behind for its sequel.
I started playing this game young. TOO young. I didn't understand most of the jokes and I thought the nudity was icky, but blowing things up was fun.
Fast forward nearly 10 years and I'm still playing it. The gameplay is infective. You can spend your time doing a countless amount of activities but even driving around, or flying is fun too. There's an amazing depth to its world. Whether its the NPC's which have the weirdest one-sided conversations on their phones or the advertisements which are just real brands with some kind of dick joke in there.
Sure, the story is a bit half-baked, its pacing is weird and it suffers from the usual rockstar problem of not knowing how to wrap up a story properly. And online, is known for its many, MANY problems and is essentially just a front now for buying shark cards.
This game holds a very special place in my heart, I will be very sad when it's left behind for its sequel.
2017
This game is a fantastic showcase of what indie games are capable of. Amazing storytelling, artstyle, music and atmosphere which makes you feel attached to such a mysterious world despite not even knowing what the hell is going on half the time.
Some flaws may include that at times it feels directionless when exploring. In metroidvania fashion, the way out of an area is always in some little nook or cranny you forgot to explore 20 minutes ago. While it allows you to see more of the amazing environments, it can get frustrating.
Overall, a massive competitor to a large deal of even the best AAA games of our time, an amazing achievement.
Some flaws may include that at times it feels directionless when exploring. In metroidvania fashion, the way out of an area is always in some little nook or cranny you forgot to explore 20 minutes ago. While it allows you to see more of the amazing environments, it can get frustrating.
Overall, a massive competitor to a large deal of even the best AAA games of our time, an amazing achievement.
2020
Through a combination of shoddy company practices, crunch, and rushing of development. This game came out half-baked without much of what it was promised.
While a great deal of its technical issues have been ironed out, the problems in this game largely arise in that it feels hollow.
In the city where NPC drivers don't have intelligence, so police can't chase you more than a block and traffic can careen through a construction site through faulty pathing, its hollow.
In the romance lines where the gist is a mission questline, a sex scene and a dialogue tree (Judy shares her apartment with you and you can't even sleep in it).
The characters are good, the story has engaging themes. Keanu Reeves cannot act and his line delivery makes you think they payed him off of fiverr.
Gameplay is mostly fun, there's a decent amount of choices you can make to approach levels, but it usually isn't as effective as going guns blazing.
Overall, a decent game. Not exceptional, but not terrible.
While a great deal of its technical issues have been ironed out, the problems in this game largely arise in that it feels hollow.
In the city where NPC drivers don't have intelligence, so police can't chase you more than a block and traffic can careen through a construction site through faulty pathing, its hollow.
In the romance lines where the gist is a mission questline, a sex scene and a dialogue tree (Judy shares her apartment with you and you can't even sleep in it).
The characters are good, the story has engaging themes. Keanu Reeves cannot act and his line delivery makes you think they payed him off of fiverr.
Gameplay is mostly fun, there's a decent amount of choices you can make to approach levels, but it usually isn't as effective as going guns blazing.
Overall, a decent game. Not exceptional, but not terrible.
2015
While still relatively young, it is pretty safe to call this an indie classic. A fantastically told story with interesting characters, fun gameplay, a good heart and a good message. Not to mention the soundtrack, which has mostly been the blueprint for most indie games since.
(Just don't go on deviantart)
(Just don't go on deviantart)