Crackimor
Insomniac: "Hey kids! Wanna play a Spyro game where you don't play as Spyro for a good portion of it?"
Kids: "Are the other characters at least fu-"
Insomniac: "NoOOooOoo..."
Kids: "Are the other characters at least fu-"
Insomniac: "NoOOooOoo..."
Look at how they massacred my boy!
2004
Spyro, but fUNneE!
1 and 2 are as good as always, and the non Spyro characters in Year of the Dragon are actually fun to play now.
1998
Ending Song: The Best is Yet to Come.
(She's not wrong.)
(She's not wrong.)
Everyone: "DId tHiS GaMe PRedIcT tHE fUTuRe?!?!?!?!"
Kojima: "hahaha, funny blonde man run around naked."
Kojima: "hahaha, funny blonde man run around naked."
I'm not crying... I'm weeping.
Kojima emotionally destroys his fans for 20 hours.
Nice Assassin's Creed Reference.
It's technically free if you get it in the MGSV bundle, but making this genuinely fantastic demo full price at launch is probably one of the most disgusting things a company has ever done. Good demo and worth getting now, but Konami lost all of their good will and respect pulling that stunt, for good reason... and it only gets worse from here.
+Best gameplay in the series
-Worst story in the series
-The game's technically not finished
-Behind the scene's drama with Kojima and Konami
-The demo should have been free
-Konami proceeded to euthanise the franchise after firing Kojima and not letting him accept his award
-Konami doesn't respect their consumers
-Konami ruined their legacy with just 2 games
-Fuck Konami, seriously, holy shit I have never felt so bad for liking a game
-Konami is the devil
-Konami slept with my wife
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Did i mention that Konami is terrible?
-Worst story in the series
-The game's technically not finished
-Behind the scene's drama with Kojima and Konami
-The demo should have been free
-Konami proceeded to euthanise the franchise after firing Kojima and not letting him accept his award
-Konami doesn't respect their consumers
-Konami ruined their legacy with just 2 games
-Fuck Konami, seriously, holy shit I have never felt so bad for liking a game
-Konami is the devil
-Konami slept with my wife
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Konami
-Did i mention that Konami is terrible?
As a British Citizen, I assume this is a 100% accurate depiction of American Politics.
The Masochists beginner's guide.
It's appropriate that this re-release came out on April 1st... because this game is a joke.
2007
I love this game, wish I got into it sooner and played more of it, but for fucks sake Valve, either get a team to moderate this game and keep it frequently updated, or make a new game with less outdated source codes, because in it's current state, it's unplayable.
But... we know you won't do either...
But... we know you won't do either...