Revisited this game at the recommendation of a friend. Found the characters and writing a lot more charming upon this play-through. Also found a new appreciation for the gameplay. Bumped it up to 4 stars.
Let’s hope this Doom isn’t Eternal, because boy was 2016 better. Overall worth your money though, play it, form an opinion on it, post your opinion on it, get yelled at for your opinion on it, it’s a good time overall. 4 stars.