Pretty accurate depiction of roller blading after a bottle of rum. Like yeah man, this feels great. Wish I could stop crashing into shit though.

Some random guy joined with some bigass sword and basically played the game for me, pretty positive experience overall

Revisited this game at the recommendation of a friend. Found the characters and writing a lot more charming upon this play-through. Also found a new appreciation for the gameplay. Bumped it up to 4 stars.

They finally did it guys, they entertained me with an Animal Crossing game. Anyway still don’t understand the hype but hey I’m happy for you guys.

Let’s hope this Doom isn’t Eternal, because boy was 2016 better. Overall worth your money though, play it, form an opinion on it, post your opinion on it, get yelled at for your opinion on it, it’s a good time overall. 4 stars.

I only remembered to rate this game because my friends hate it

I feel like I've played this game before for some reason...

Wouldn't it be funny if I said the thing the game wanted me to say?