You'll Cowards Don't Even Play Licensed NES Games
But you should. And no, we're not counting celebrity-endorsed and/or league-licensed sports games. Only NA/PAL releases.
If I missed anything, or if I very understandably somehow ended up with the wrong version of the multiple entries virtually every game on this list has, drop me a message/comment.
Currently missing Fisher Price: I Can Remember and Super Jeopardy. IGDB issues.
If I missed anything, or if I very understandably somehow ended up with the wrong version of the multiple entries virtually every game on this list has, drop me a message/comment.
Currently missing Fisher Price: I Can Remember and Super Jeopardy. IGDB issues.
192 Games
Not fondly remembered, and that;s because history is unjust.
Superman theme, but on kazoo.
You can't hide from me, Mickey Mouse.
This got an animated pilot and six comic issues, and now it's here.
Hey look, it's indie gem Star Wars.
Not really sure they needed a second one, Luke and Leia really killed it round one.
In the distant past, all pulp icons get to have a tiny version.
Imagine your first exposure to Felix the Cat being the unbelievably explicit bootleg XXX porn movie. Anyway, great game.
Oh. Oh no. Why is that the cover.
I had this game when I was little and it is just so, so weird. See you in hell re: the jukebox level.
Based on the Outrageous, Unpredictable and Fun-Filled TV Game Show!
Russo-Scottish espionage.
Mickey Mouse goes to Numberland to round up some extra numbers for book-cooking shenanigans.
I find it suspicious that the bee on the cover knows to grab the "B". What's really going on here?
Terrible, just terrible, you should absolutely play it.
Trivia for the radical generation.
Hiding and speaking is just pretending to be a ghost to scare your sister.
This game has my least favorite Muppet: Grover. 0/5.
Ernie, currently 3/3 for cover appearances. Hopefully he is on the cover of Sesame Street: Countdown as well.
Oh, Ernie. They did you dirty.
They didn't even have to edit the racism out.
Did you know Burt Reynolds, sex icon, is credited as a creator of this long-running game show?
You can rebrand your Japanese movie tie-ins all you want, I'll find every one.
The dream of every child.
Classic. None of that godforsaken Neo-Concentration.
You will never, ever get the final flag in the physical challenge.
An incredible way to lose faith in a random assortment of 100 people from a mall.
Are you rescuing them from the firehouse, or on the firehouse's behalf?
When you find the perfect pair of jeans and just buy five of them on the spot.
No, this does not count as a celebrity-endorsed sports game.
All Hollywood Squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are Hollywood Squares.
The game show that brings its own punctuation.
Judge your child.
Jeopardy, but distinguished by the passage of aesthetically pleasing portions of time.
No way this will ever be easily edited for laughs in the future.
Wheel of Fortune, but now it;s a threat.
Was... was that not Vanna before?
Challenge your children. Destroy them.
See a dragon, strike a dragon.
If you saw the note for DragonStrike: be wary. This one is set int he Dragonlance universe. Some of these dragons are good, and do not deserve striking.
Weird. Weird and fast.
Noteworthy, as most pools aren't radiant at all.
The deep state will tell you this is not based off the Japanese film Mr. Vampire. They are lying to you. Stand strong.
Captain America and Hawkeye go and do their own thing in an adventure of reasonable power levels.
Then again, it doesn't feel like Ocean is really understanding the vicious satire that the original Robocop movie was, does it?
A great game that also has Thunder Mountain. Why, Thunder Mountain. You pox. You stain.
Love is throwing your cousin into the void.
Powerful evidence that Capcom sought to lower the birth rate in Japan by tearing families apart.
Mega Dark Man Duck.
The moral of the story is that you should never let your daughter date.
You will learn the awkward pogo input, and you will love it.
It's Ducktales, but slightly more complicated and much less played.
G.I. Joe x Atlantis = <3
You will get on/in the animal, and you will like it.
Shoot, you animal. Shoot every tile of every screen. Find those secrets.
Never let them gaslight you: Star Fox 64 ripped the flippy maneuver off from this game.
You are required to watch the terrible CGI morphing scene from the movie before playing this game.
There are people out there who will tear you down, tell you Ocean could never make a good game, that they were a license shovelware factory. They are demons, and they have no respect for this walk cycle.
Terrible fact: this mascot got cancelled because a guy that shared a name with him killed himself over it.
This island is severely lacking in interpersonal relationship skills.
Apparently they thought a naked child was better than the Japanese media property this was originally based on.
Unlike the movie, does not star Madonna.
That's Goku. On the cover. Goku-san himself.
Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere. That's what it stands for.
They just wont stop reskinning Japanese properties, and this list won't stop growing.
Golden Age. All-American. Helmet.
Troma. TROMA. T R O M A.
That dog is a real piece.
Shin Megami Tensei prequel.
Music good so hard AVGN.
Othello, but just... so slow, and different.
For this Die Hard, nine lives may not be enough.
When I was little I loved the scene where the toaster danced.
Arnold must have the record for the real person on the most NES covers.
You're going to hate the oyster cracker minigame.
This game is so hard and also based on the hit TV series.
It says it right there on the front: you drive the hit TV series. David Hasseloff is done for. Over. He is dead to you.
Just what everyone wanted: a slow puzzle platformer starring the wackiest Simpsons character.
Go. Go watch this movie. Now play the game. Consider the dissonance and the destructive nature of success within capitalist systems.
Maybe the best first level ever.
Oh, hey, we're still versusing things? So violent.
At least he's not vs Radioactive Man. Which, presumably, would not go well.
Do you think there are any women with more than the usual number of secondary sexual characteristics, or do you think this is a game where people who are jerks punch you through a fence?
At long last: a jock captain.
Franco-Belgian comics: not the first time you will see one on this list.
PAL mysteries. Who knows what it's like? Maybe it;s great.
Your great-grandfather's favorite newspaper strip.
The boys can have Sailor Moon, as a treat.
Th good sequel. Not to be confused with the bad one.
May you never be haunted by the theme song. Looping. Forever.
Aladdin, but with half the bits.
All the frustration, half the graphics.
