December, 2021

28

0h 30m

Fan Campaign: The Black Frog
Level: Songs and Laughter
Score: 8/10
Thoughts: The in game character animations are very cool to see in this level. Lots of citizens running, walking, and tripping about, who are either gleefully drunk or pissed off. And the dancing is undeniably fire, can’t imagine how hard it was to put that into the code.

2h 20m

Mission: Father and Son
Rating: 8/10
Thoughts: Man, I suck at driving in this game, it’s so goddamn fun regardless.

25

2h 54m

Questline: Raid of the Warehouse
Rating: 8/10
Thoughts: Damn, this werewolf guy is kinda freaky.

A Bounty for the Hunter
Rating: 9/10
Thoughts: The way this game does quest twists is simply great.

24

0h 35m

Fan Mission: A Thief's Holiday
Rating: 8/10
Thoughts: A cute and fun play on the classic puzzle solving and navigation mechanics of Thief games, that are interpreted into a holiday setting.

4h 28m

Questline: Sibling Rivalry
Rating: 10/10
Thoughts: Never I have I felt so utterly played by a game's writing and characters before this storyline. The manipulation from the two sisters is outstandingly effective. And the final twist is just immaculate.

23

2h 54m

Questline: The Ghost Haunts at Midnight
Rating: 10/10
Thoughts: This game really out here dropping elevators on me, craving the walls, and making me hyperventilate during it all.

19

1h 0m

Dungeon: Just chilling between 5 & 6
Thoughts: We do a small amount of manipulation.

1h 20m

Section: Tutorial
Rating: 7/10
Thoughts: While this game's fighting mechanics and overall movement controls feel quite clunky, it is already apparent to me that this game's music, style, and world are incredibly interesting, especially to a vampire shill like me. I created a female Tremere as my character in the game. Her name is Viktoria, and she specializes in ranged combat, blood magic, and coercion. Can't wait to play more as her in this fantastic world.

18

1h 10m

Level 14: Masks
Rating: 7/10
Time: 30 minutes
Thoughts: This level has some interesting puzzles and set pieces, like the double switches in the room to the right in the first main lobby you enter, and the fun little mask collecting section where you have to shimmy down with your rope arrows to avoid the toxic gas trap. But this level's enjoyment is definitely dampened by "casing the joint", the level that came before it. This is mainly because "casing the joint" effectively spoils 2/3's of the estate your breaking into before you even do anything in it, which begs the question, if the previous level was just in the same area, why not merge the two? It seems a little silly to me that Garrett would go into a place just so he could sketch it, only to go back to enter a area that makes all of that sketching pointless. Like it makes you more prepared in getting to the secret floor, but it also takes away the mystery and fun of levels when you know what to expect.

There was also another issue I had with this level, mainly regarding its loot count in expert mode. It's just complete bullshit, half of my time in this level was peering through every nook and cranny of the estate searching for one or two pieces of loot. And it's not like this was on me, cause I'm pretty certain I was close to finding almost every piece of loot in that level, which is just an unrealistic standard considering the previous loot counts in other levels.

Overall, good level, that's lessened by what came before it.

Level 15: Sabotage at Soulforge
Rating: N/A
Time: 40 minutes
Thoughts: Karras should start a builder podcast, so I don't have to here anymore of his stupid bullshit. Builder this, builder that, why don't you build yourself some robotic bitches? Seriously, on god, just do it, MAKE MY FUCKING DAY!

17

1h 30m

Level 14: Masks
Rating: N/A
Thoughts: Damn, sure would be nice to finish this level.

11

0h 40m

Dungeon: Just chilling between 5 & 6
Thoughts: Makoto is hot as fuck

10

1h 30m

Fan Campaign: Death's Cold Embrace
Level: The Wailing Keep & The End Is Just the Beginning
Score: 10/10
Thoughts: Easily the best Thief fan mission I’ve ever played. Rivals the og missions tbh.
Thoughts

05

1h 8m

Fan Campaign: Death's Cold Embrace
Level: Waking The Dead
Score: 10/10
Thoughts: Holy fucking shit, this level is AWESOME! Now a mission where you need to dig a grave is pretty intriguing in its own right. But the way this level completely flips it’s head by raising the dead after you do you intended task is simply immaculate game design. By far the best use of haunts and zombies I’ve seen in a Thief level.

2h 45m

Dungeon: Just chilling between 5 & 6
Thoughts: I find it amazing how this game can make me go apeshit over a stat going up a point. While the dungeon crawling is one of the best parts of the game, the life sim side of the gameplay is equally as good, and arguably better from an emotional standpoint. Which brings me to the characters, each one so much to simply hang and have a chat with, it's outstanding how they were able to create seemingly endless amount of dialogue for every single one of them with most of it being fun and in character. I love this section of the game, not only because of the stuff I said before, but because more than anything, it puts my mind at ease. I've a had a pretty shitty day today, but Persona is always there to show me there are better ones ahead. Days where I'll chase my dreams, days where I'll get out and explore this world, and mostly days where I can look around and see all people that I love and respect and having them return the favor.

November, 2021

29

25

1h 0m

Location: Shivering Isles
Quest Line: Main Quest
Thoughts: We love a little imperial sabotage. Be for real drugging the king of Mania was a pretty fun little quest with some surprisingly tense stealth focused game play.

03

1h 30m

Location: Shivering Isles
Quest Line: Main Quest
Thoughts: Why did I play this game while sick?

October, 2021

30

2h 30m

Dungeon: Futaba's Palace
Status: Complete!
Score: 8/10
Thoughts: I'm not sure if the story integrated into this palace was change in anyway, but it's a lot more flawed than I remember it being. Like the palace is still fun to play with some fun puzzles involving ancient hacker gizmos and eldritch curses. But when it comes to the exploration of Futaba's character, it really misses the mark emotionally. Like it starts off super strong with an intimate retelling of the trauma Fubtaba has regarding her mother from Sojiro. But then by the end of it the whole story feels like it's trying to force you to feel her pain through constant voice over and pHaNtOMs, oooOOOOooOOOoO. And also the final boss is barely a boss, it practically plays itself. Though I will say, the fucking escape sequence is outstanding in this level, love the music.

1h 18m

Monkey Kingdom: Jungle Island
Album(s): Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story by John C. Reilly, and Pet Sounds by DA BEACH BOYSS!
Thoughts:
Robin: Aw gee willikers batman, these flying mechanics sure suck ass.

Batman: "What are you, dense? Are you re** or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman!"

29

0h 33m

Fan Campaign: Death's Cold
Level 2: Formula
Score: 8/10
Time: 22 minutes

Level 3: Rendezvous at the Harlequin
Score: 6/10
Time: 6 Minutes
Thoughts: I mean, it's literally just Garrett getting his payment, did that seriously need a whole level tied to it?

Level 4: Fate Intervenes
Score: 8/10
Time: 5 minutes 26 seconds
Thoughts: This is basically an extended cutscene but with using the game assets. The fact that the creators of this campaign were even able to get Theif's janky ass character models to act out a whole fight scene is super impressive, as well as get some pretty dynamic shots. Though the tone of the cutscenes gets completely fucked by the OBJECTIVE COMPLETE sounds, but I guess they had to do that so the scenes could transition into each other. Overall, impressive camera work and art direction, fun voice work, and as always with this campaign GREAT FUCKIN MUSSSSSICICCICCIC!

24

1h 20m

Search Monkey Ball Adventure in Letterboxd, get it together Ryan!

22

4h 33m

Fan Campaign: Death's Cold Embrace
Level 1: Murder
Score: 10/10
Time: 2 hours and 38 minutes

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Level 2: Formula
Score: N/A
Time: 1 hour 55 minutes

16

1h 30m

Fan Level: Better off Dead

Score: 5/10
Time: 30 Minutes

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Fan Campaign: Death's Cold Embrace
Level 1: Murder
Score: N/A
Time: 1 hour

10

1h 2m

Level 12: Kidnap

Score: N/A