Mission: Return to the City
Score: 8/10
Thoughts: For context this is a new Thief fan mission campaign that aims to be a successor to the original. It has intros with lovingly made drawing and street views just like the og games, some ok music in the similar industrial sound of the first few games, and has a whole new protagonist named Hume. Aside from his voice actor sounding like he's gonna ejaculate every time he grunts he's got a pretty strong voice for the role.

This game is pretty cool lookin' based off the intro cutscene and starting menu. Although, in true old ass pc game fashion it took about an hour before I could find a way to remap the buttons to WASD. Would've gotten it a lot sooner if the only path to fix it didn't cause such terrible screen tearing! But alas I was able to rebind the buttons through an admittedly archaic but serviceable method (Praise Dos config!). I have a friend waiting on me, but I'll pick this up later with proper controls, well, as proper as you can get with a game like this.

Fuck your font theory

Dark Mage is so fucking cool

Fucking mGBA man

Let's try this one more time.

What a start! Blast through the first few levels of this game. Genuinely some great stuff.

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! Can't wait for the sequel that will probably never come out because of EA and their bs!

Who said Twinks couldn't kill?

Then: I’m the Bowser, and your the Mario, cuck!

Now:
I’m the Bowser, and the Mario, switch?

I feel disgusting. I hate that I made Noelle do all of those things. The way the game describes my input is one that slithers and mellows in darkness. I'm not some werid neck beard who gets kicks from murder! I promise!

Achievements:
- Beat the 3rd dungeon
- Started the 4th dungeon
- Found the 6th dungeon
- Got the blue candle (shockingly little rupees in this game jesus)
- Found two heart pieces in the over world.


We out here doing every dungeon in the completely wrong order.