Mission: Return to the City
Score: 8/10
Thoughts: For context this is a new Thief fan mission campaign that aims to be a successor to the original. It has intros with lovingly made drawing and street views just like the og games, some ok music in the similar industrial sound of the first few games, and has a whole new protagonist named Hume. Aside from his voice actor sounding like he's gonna ejaculate every time he grunts he's got a pretty strong voice for the role.

Fuck your font theory

Dark Mage is so fucking cool

Fucking mGBA man

Let's try this one more time.

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! Can't wait for the sequel that will probably never come out because of EA and their bs!

Who said Twinks couldn't kill?

Secret 2D Treasure, fuck you with all my heart.

I feel disgusting. I hate that I made Noelle do all of those things. The way the game describes my input is one that slithers and mellows in darkness. I'm not some werid neck beard who gets kicks from murder! I promise!

Get fucked Dracula, your incel abilities were no match for the firey, frosty, and electrifying girl boss that is Sypha!

I love all of you. Thank you for your time.

Having to use movie logic against the final boss was such a funny yet great way to end this game.

I fucked up, I lost my chance with werewolf boy and trans Cthulhu. I hate gaming. Played it with my good friend Amy ❤️ tho, so it wasn't all that bad.