Games that turn boys into men and girls into women

Let your future kids play these games and they'll instantly finish puberty a day after.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Remember, no Russian.
Dead Island
Dead Island
Grand Theft Auto IV
Grand Theft Auto IV
The House of the Dead
The House of the Dead
Dead Space
Dead Space
Dead Space 2
Dead Space 2
Resident Evil 2
Resident Evil 2
They can alternatively play the original version through a PS1 emulator.
Dead Rising
Dead Rising
Call of Duty: World at War
Call of Duty: World at War
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
Gears of War
Gears of War
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead
Doom Eternal
Doom Eternal
Soldier of Fortune: Payback
Soldier of Fortune: Payback
Brutal Doom
Brutal Doom
Mortal Kombat X
Mortal Kombat X
League of Legends
League of Legends
If you've spend years raising your kid to be a good person, all that will go to waste once they start playing League of Legends.
Silent Hill
Silent Hill
Silent Hill 3
Silent Hill 3
Outlast
Outlast
Manhunt 2
Manhunt 2
Conditions to let your kid play this game:
1.) Your kid must be turning 18 by the time they play this.
2.) They must have completed the aforementioned games.
3.) Make sure to raise your kid as a kind and loving person.
4.) Your kid must know to always appreciate the value of human life no matter what.

These conditions exist for a reason.

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