FortressGaluade
1999
If they made Xenoblade Chronicles a good game.
2023
So glad I'm a lesbian. If I were into dudes, I'd probably have to date a puppet guy, and apparently they look like Timothee Chalamet.
2009
Vriska should have killed more people.
And the STORY - ohohohoho, the story - is VERRRRRRRRY different from previous Zelda games because Link has to save Hyrule from Ganon!
2008
Beautiful game. It's insane that if you try to play it without smoking weed first it just doesn't run, though. I wonder how that effect was achieved?
I hope the developers of this game aren't ever hired to work on a vaguely adjacent series in the same genre-space.
2013
This game feels like it was designed solely by SpikeTV.
1998
Looks a lot like Stranger of Paradise!
2006
J's Reviews and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
2023
To all of you who are saying this is Arzest's best game: why do you reject Yuji Naka and the immortal science of Marxism-Balanism? Do you revel in your own suffering?
Why am I not allowed to defect to the Soviet Union?
2004
Responsible for birthing my arch-nemesis, Kingdom Clannad --aka, KingK.
Not only can I not defect to the Soviet Union, they added statues of the false idol Yoshi everywhere. Justice for Kero-tan.
2022
I love Blade Runner, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Silent Hill 2, NieR, End of Evangelion, and Ghost in the Shell! They should all be mashed together into an unrecognizable paste!
I WONDER if this will usher in a new age of Marxism-Balanism-Nabbitism........