FortressGaluade
1998
Looks a lot like Stranger of Paradise!
My last review was meant to be posted on this game instead of the game it was posted on.
A phenomenal video game adaptation of Plato's Cave Allegory. The giant boobs were a huge improvement on the original text.
I hope the developers of this game aren't ever hired to work on a vaguely adjacent series in the same genre-space.
2008
Beautiful game. It's insane that if you try to play it without smoking weed first it just doesn't run, though. I wonder how that effect was achieved?
A good Zelda game, but not a very good game.
2005
Ruined a whole generation of gamers. (Has a dedicated block button.)
2013
This game feels like it was designed solely by SpikeTV.
I wanted to go hard on this game, but I'm feeling a little too bubbly and sweet today!
2009
Vriska should have killed more people.
2003
In 2003, the Japanese government committed a heinous crime against the patron saint of gaming, Yuji Naka.
But that's a story for another time.
But that's a story for another time.
2011
The Kid couldn't believe that Bastion was a fascist propaganda game. But it was true, just as true as when Zulf stole my tummy pills on a moonlit morn.
2008
I'm so glad they finally boobified Lady. The game was simply incomplete without that change.
2002
Backloggd users when they think about games too much.
2021
Somehow better than Metroid Prime.