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Persona 3
2006
It’s about making the most of your short time in life yet it’s 82 hours long? Hypocrisy much?
‘We fucking give up’ - sincerely, the zombies
When this first came out I couldn't do the math in the intro.
It completely destroyed my self confidence for a time.
Now, I've accepted gay people were never meant to do math.
It completely destroyed my self confidence for a time.
Now, I've accepted gay people were never meant to do math.
Metroid
1986
indie devs working at mcdonalds if this and rogue never came out
Metroid
1986
I wonder what sort of whacky rhymes fall out boy can find for metroid
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he touches flowers? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by tushing flowes all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to grab a flowey, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by tushing flowes all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to grab a flowey, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
Talking flowers, really?
This series has been around for god knows how long and the kids who grew up with the original game on the NES are old enough now to collect social security. So why does the series continue to go for the kiddie audience instead of appealing to his actual fans, the adults? Think of how awesome a Mario game where he swears and uses mushrooms like drugs would be. Such a shame that the lazy devs don’t understand what the real fans want.
This series has been around for god knows how long and the kids who grew up with the original game on the NES are old enough now to collect social security. So why does the series continue to go for the kiddie audience instead of appealing to his actual fans, the adults? Think of how awesome a Mario game where he swears and uses mushrooms like drugs would be. Such a shame that the lazy devs don’t understand what the real fans want.
Mega Man 8
1996
Did you know? The title of this game is derived from the fact that there are 8 robot masters that must be defeated before entering Dr. Wily's domain.
You know a game is gonna be CRAZY good when the villain looks both gay and homophobic.
Mega Man 3
1990
I hope whoever came up with the idea of Doc Robot steps on a Lego
Mega Man 3
1990
Megaman in the cover is shooting the robot in the balls
Mega Man 3
1990
Imagine deciding to name a character Hard Man
Mega Man
1987
Japanese men vomited BLOOD and ate CONCRETE to make this game and you guys are giving it less than 4 stars
Luigi's Mansion
2001
PEOPLE WHAT WHEN THEY'RE KILLED?