It's like Tennis but with swords instead of a ball, and 15 - 40 is how many times you've died.

If you ignore the 65% of the game that sucks dick it's pretty good.

Easily the third best game with an open world and a narrative focus on technology that came out in 2017.

On one hand, contains a hug button. On the other hand, also contains the worst designed boss fight i've ever encountered.

Resembles a Zelda game in the same way a giraffe resembles a catfish, I.e: It fucking doesn't. Also it sucks.

Introduced me to shortstacks, instant masterpiece.

Love having an army of funny little guys, disappointed that there are no crabs.

Commanding the funny little guys remains delightful. Has a lobster, but unfortunately still no crabs.

The funny little guys aren't quite as enjoyable to control as last time and I'm not a huge fan of the dog focus, but the greater variety of crabs is truly delightful.

The funny little guys have never been more fluid or enjoyable to control. The long awaited addition of crabs is hugely welcome.

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A cautionary tale about the dangers of letting insects grow too powerful, lest they attempt to fight the sun.

"Hey Tanaka, what if we just made the first game again but worse in every way?" "Hisai you're a goddamn genius"
The Krawl girl is cute at least.