JuniperTheory
2016
god that fucking SOUNDTRACK
2022
I really loved this game, as the world's number 1 golf game enjoyer
2022
I REALLY loved this. Way more then I expected to. Most boomshoots are lacking something that I always want them to have, and I think it's a sense of exploration and setpieces; I'm more of a half life fan then a doom fan. This delivers on both fronts.
2022
Hey this game was fun! It felt a little weak on both sides of the game (roguelike + management) but was cute enough and good enough to make up for it.
2019
This game is almost everything I could want in a game; ftl style story telling, beautiful, BEAUTIFUL fucking art, incredible style, gameplay that's interesting if a bit formulaic, and it's all tied together in an interface that i smile every time I see it.
...unfortunately, the writing is some of the most Dudebro "Moral Choices About Whether To Torture Or Kill This Prisoner In Our Military Space Ship" I can possibly imagine and it suuucks. The first area's bad guys kidnap women to use them to breed more warriors. It's cringe, it's so fucking cringe
If you're the sort of person who reads this and goes "wow I don't know what you're talking about, that sounds fine, and the game looks great" then ignore this review, and buy the game. You'll probably enjoy a game I just couldn't stomach.
...unfortunately, the writing is some of the most Dudebro "Moral Choices About Whether To Torture Or Kill This Prisoner In Our Military Space Ship" I can possibly imagine and it suuucks. The first area's bad guys kidnap women to use them to breed more warriors. It's cringe, it's so fucking cringe
If you're the sort of person who reads this and goes "wow I don't know what you're talking about, that sounds fine, and the game looks great" then ignore this review, and buy the game. You'll probably enjoy a game I just couldn't stomach.
2023
This game takes everything everyone thought was cool when they were a kid in the 90s and makes it actually exactly that cool. AWESOME game.
2023
i gotta say the combination of cute paper mario art and this being just an incredibly horny game in so many ways sure is something
solid fun platformer time though!
solid fun platformer time though!
2004
the first indie game I think I ever truly, truly loved. i go back and play it every few years and it's a delight every time
2024
I JUST KILLED A MAN
NOW I'M HORNY
NOW I'M HORNY
2015
Exactly what it says on the tin. Pretty fun!
2021
Sometimes a game doesn't have to be long to be a killer time. it just has to be SICK AS FUCK.
boomerang X is sick as fuck
boomerang X is sick as fuck
2021
The best way I can describe this game is that i have 10 friends on my friend list who own this with less then an hour in this game, and 1 friend on my friend list who owns this with over 600 hours in this game. It's a true pervert mmo. Most people will bounce off of it, and then a few people will find that it's the only game they've ever wanted.
2023
Not only is this the sickest game to ever exist, it ALSO Has some of the coolest mod support possible.
2021
This is just a great little 3d platformer game with some fun combat! if you like 3d platformers with fun movement, this is a real solid option. Love the tone.
2013
I fucking hate this game