i kept complaining the enemies were doing more damage to my friend and my friend never had the heart to tell me i just sucked ass. this goes out to him

huge improvement from the first two games. while it lacks in level variety and is mostly just a remake of codename 47; it was by far the best hitman game at that point in time

why did i expect this to be anything more than just porn? fitting that this is my 420th rating on here

Excited to see where they go with it

take a shot for every stupid decision square made in this

a very influential game. it's pretty much perfect in every way except for the fact it is so fucking hard to play its nearly unbearable.

i take my original review back this game is a shitpost of a game and i love it

I get it. the platforming was terrible, the combat was cluncky at times, the enemy design gets a bit repetitive, the story is weirdly paced, the game has inconsistent difficulty, and the quality of the bosses is so inconsistent.

However, I do get it. This game manages to pick itself back up even with all these annoying flaws simply just because of how much I just appreciate that this game exists. It in undoubtedly influential as fuck and set the ground work for a lot of later games. The boss design when it is good is immaculate. It has a lot of innovative features and the story is so captivating.

I really enjoyed this game despite it being probably the most flawed 9/10 I've ever played, but it is still a 9/10.

would have played it all since the first 2 or 3 hours were fun but im not gonna wait fucking 15 hours real time every single time i finish a mission just for my crew to heal or craft

oh fuck we have a luchador game whats mexican.....uhhh...fuckin avacados......uhhhh.....skeletons......ummmmm....fuckin uhhhh....somberos........fuck uhhhh yeah chickens? yeah sure whatever.

the game has time travel its so fucking stupid. who thought any of this shit was a good idea. i hate this its one of my favourite games

i want rantaro to beat the shit out of me

put yourself in the shoes of a hitman as you go through levels with guards that can both walk and see through walls, have wildly inconsistent alert mechanics, have guards kill other enemies and give you the alert despite you not actually doing anything, you getting stuck on corners, throw away a few cool 2000s electronic ambient tracks for generic orchestral music, and have 2 movement speeds: walking at the pace of a snail or crouching like you're about to take a huge shit on the ground while moving even slower. sprinting isn't an option bc apparently guards see through disguises better if you sprint. fuck stealth in this just walk into the place with ballers its more fun

nomura: heres a $40 dlc thats just the kh3 ending but you get to play as other characters

me: 10/10