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If Dark Souls 2 has a million haters, then I am one of them. If Dark Souls 2 has ten haters, then I am one of them. If Dark Souls 2 has only one hater then that is me. If Dark Souls 2 has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is with Dark Souls 2, then I am against the world.

Maybe videogames can't be art

Truly the dark souls of video games

That's what all you politicians are. Big cock, but no cum.

Ultrakill feels like it was developed entirely in one night by a dude who snorted a bunch of cocaine, kept saying "you know what would be really sick?" and was right every time

Incredibly accurate simulation of living in London

This review was written before the game released

She elden on my ring till i'm far fromsoft

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