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If Dark Souls 2 has a million haters, then I am one of them. If Dark Souls 2 has ten haters, then I am one of them. If Dark Souls 2 has only one hater then that is me. If Dark Souls 2 has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is with Dark Souls 2, then I am against the world.

Maybe videogames can't be art

Truly the dark souls of video games

That's what all you politicians are. Big cock, but no cum.

You're not a real video game. A small fan game for Christ's sake, for Nintendo DS? I worked my ass off to get a backloggd page and you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer? You do what I do because you're funny and make people laugh? I committed my life to this! You don't slide into it like a cheap pair of slippers then reap the first place on the all-time best list.

Ultrakill feels like it was developed entirely in one night by a dude who snorted a bunch of cocaine, kept saying "you know what would be really sick?" and was right every time

Incredibly accurate simulation of living in London

This review was written before the game released

She elden on my ring till i'm far fromsoft

You guys spent $70 on Bad Piggies

Genshin Impact Fun Facts! The age of consent is 18 years old!

Playing this alone or with someone will be the deciding factor on how you feel about this game. Alone, I wouldn't really recommend it since the AI partner is dumb as rocks. With a friend, I think it's an amazing co-op game with tons of cool setpieces. This game also gave us roided up Chris and the funniest version of Wesker, so it's worth it in my eyes.

You will give me an egg.