i’m sure this was cool ash 20 years ago. but so were jinko jeans and people aren’t wearing those

the first hour is ass (derogatory)
the rest is ass (complimentary [i like ass])

who's the black magic dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

SHAFT

i need arkham catwoman to abuse me (in a respectful, feminist way)

skyrim is fun. i like when it gets zany

guys will play this and just go “hell yeah” (hell yeah)

samus be like: they just like me frfr

this game would have been 40 hours shorter is sephiroth and cloud just fucked

not enough vemon. tony todd built different