502 Reviews liked by PostWar


macaco pelota es oficialmente el mejor juego de gamecube

Fun Fact: The current cuckold meme was actually popularized out of hatred for Borderlands 2's writing staff. In some nonsensical eceleb drama saga, one of the writers Anthony Burch was found out to be an open relationship, and because it was 4chan circa 2013, Burch caught a lot of hate for 1) being in an open relationship and 2) not getting as much out of the open relationship (i.e. sex) as his partner. Which then lead to several users of 4chan's videogame board to dig deep and find out various awful things that's happened to him in his life. Eventually this led to the phrase "At least you aren't Anthony Burch", which then got reduced to shaming him for being a (un?)willing cuckold, which then got reduced to calling anyone who "tricks" themselves into being passive a cuck. (Like with most memes, the actual definition of a cuckold is not really the point here)

i've never felt more alive than when i almost spiked my 360 controller on the ground after killing ornstein and smores

Este juego es el Far Cry más divertido por mucho.

no se lo recomiendo a nadie
luego escribo más al respecto

"this is one of the easier 1cc's"

me after being crushed by a hydraulic press 1000 times and dying from benadryl overdose: yeah

you fellas don't understand
my eyes were fucking burning
i was motherfucking crying

¿Qué hacés pelotudo de mierda?
Ahí embolado como un conchudo
Si querés pasarla bien, pelotudo
Este Sábado vení al Bosque
en la reconcha de tu madre.
La vas a pasar re bomba
Todas putas , todos putos
Y la mejor música que pone el
p... boludo del Pino.
No seas conchudo
La reconcha de tu madre
Y vení éste y todos los sábados
Al Bosque
Está lleno de forros
(Está llenos de forros)
Y el dueño es un pijadura
que no se puede creer.

Guy has sex with a lovecraftian abomination that wants to fuck the world but it's ok because she looks like a loli.

Supposedly a classic according to weebs but then again you're not supposed to trust weebs on their taste, even Bible Black had better excuses for sex scenes.

Muy verde, le falta mas contenido y balanceo para sacar su potencial caralho fuck

Haven't had so much fun since my mother's funeral

hey do you remember that girl in your class that had a "best friend" that literally bullied and harassed her but for some reason they keep being friends?.
They made it into a game, and it sucks.

Overhyped indie game where the puzzles are abstracted from the island. The "mind-blowing" feature of seeing the same puzzles in the environment wasn't anything special. Jonathan Blow is obviously very intentional in his design, but he's too far up his own ass to make something truly special.

Alex is the perfect representation of the sigma male