if you like this series theres a large chance you have a wallet chain and you dont have any friends

Zeldar can't run for more than 10 meters this shit sucks

The wheelie is the single greatest gaming innovation ever known

This game makes me depressed

Try that shit on my Axel, idiot. His legs might not work, but his wheels do.

dante eats pizza and fucks hard while he loses his business like a real millenial

Harry potter but you don't do homework like a dumbass

I almost cried, im lying i cried

Boring ass villagers and this crafting shit sucks