While the combat and overall gameplay is a little left to be desired, it makes up for it with fantastic characters, it's world, and it's formulaic story that they somehow made heartfelt and emotional

I like the funny robot because he played a Nazi in Jojo Rabbit

This is literally just 'Heart of Darkness: The Video Game' and I am completely ok with that

I love this game and it's probably the most charming platformer I've ever played, but I have one big gripe.
You probably think it's the dreaded meat circus but it's not. It's the god damn arrow head hunting you have to do half way into the game, for real, I'd rather shave my balls with a rusty razor then do that again.

Shut the fuck up losers the ending was fine.

Wow these PS3 Models sure do look like PS3 Models.
Still a great game

I feel personally insulted, I feel like someone told me I was getting a gift but instead I got kicked in the balls. The World of The Dark Crystal is so massive and interesting you could make a Skyrim level game, but instead you gave me a shitty tactic game that's not even that good.

It's GTA but with sharks, somehow you made it boring................ what is wrong with you

I've gotten all of the hot gamer sex from this because I'm so good at Tetris all the hot sexy gamer girls come running after me wet pussy in hand

While this game is fantastic in the visual department and its music slaps so much, it lacks in literally everything else

I struggle to understand why people like this game I really do. It's one of life's greatest mysteries

This is hands down without a doubt the best Spider-Man game.

My favorite thing to do is make my character look like the lead singer of the band Limp Bizkit Fred Durst, now he's really doing it all for the nookie

This game kicks me in the teeth and knees me in the balls almost all the time, and I keep coming back because if I'm being completely honest..............I kinda like it

This game brings me back to a bygone era where flash games was still a thing and Cool Math Games was the shit