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God Hand
2019
bro thinks he's god hand (2006) LMAOšššš
Iām so sick and tired of games that just want to rip off Hollywood instead of meaningfully advancing the medium
PokƩmon fans discovering basic roguelike trends and even more basic storytelling for the first time and hailing both of those as a masterpiece because they clear the low bar of mainline PokƩmon slop
Mega Man Zero 4
2005
I never cared about justice, and I donāt recall ever calling myself a heroā¦ I have always only fought for the peak I believe in. I wonāt hesitateā¦ If mid appears before me, I will destroy it!
Disappointing installment in the Trails franchise. Doesnāt have progress the story in any meaningful way and doesnāt Rean or the cool motorcyclist guy, what the fuck
āDie monster, you donāt belong in this worldā is what I say to this game
Mother 3
2006
What an absolute disgrace
Boring combat, bland presentation, and a story that has nothing meaningful to say and instead relies on cheap shock value like "OMG, what if a child DIED"
Everyone involved with this should be ashamed with themselves
Boring combat, bland presentation, and a story that has nothing meaningful to say and instead relies on cheap shock value like "OMG, what if a child DIED"
Everyone involved with this should be ashamed with themselves
Shin Megami Tensei V
2021
The most complete feeling game Atlus has ever made
Is and will always be my favorite game of all time. The gameplay, the story, the graphics, the propaganda for the military industrial complex; itās all just perfect. The only thing that could be more fun than this game is making a dumb gimmick account as something to do when Iām bored during work and getting a surprisingly high amount of clout amongst a community I mostly chose not to engage with. Thanks for 10,000 likes.
Also, Fidel Castro is like the rawest video game character of all time and I wish he was real so fucking much.
Also, Fidel Castro is like the rawest video game character of all time and I wish he was real so fucking much.
Sonic Adventure
1998
game reviewer when Sonic Adventure makes a mistake "WTF THIS GAMES SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?????????"
game reviewer when Mario 64 makes a mistake "awwww its ok wittle mario 64, you don't have to be perfect."
game reviewer when Mario 64 makes a mistake "awwww its ok wittle mario 64, you don't have to be perfect."
