Shandoresque
2001
Even as someone who loves older shooters like Doom and Duke Nukem, this game just felt like a slog. My bullets barely felt like they did anything, and as such the game just kind of felt... "Eh," to play. I can at least appreciate what it did for shooters though.
I thought Zero's missions were required to do the heist...
Played this as a kid thinking it was a follow up to the best licensed game ever made. Not only bad, but a massive disappointment
2005
This review contains spoilers
THAT was the Meat circus? Def a difficulty spike but not the nightmare people made it out to be.
2019
Don't even have a joke for this one. Absolute masterpiece. Patiently awaiting that DLC
2005
Played through it in order to complete all mainline games. At least the dub was funny.
2018
This review contains spoilers
Lau ka Long with no Komaki moves was painful. Maybe it would've been better if Heat was useful at all.
2017
Dev who just played Fallout 3
"Guys, I've got a great idea."
"Guys, I've got a great idea."
2004
So nice of the GMod devs to let Valve use their assets for a little game like this.
2010
I liked when the incredibly evil dictator betrayed me. Never saw it coming!
2019
Shinader my beloved
2008
“We won, man. We won!”
2011
This review contains spoilers
When Rockstar decided that killing the protagonist would be in every game
The radio alone makes it 4 stars
Would’ve had all achievements if not for TFMT. Fuck TFMT, all my homies hate TFMT.