SkeletonHouse
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drink yo milk bitch damn! fuck you looking crazy for!
I loved everything about this game. I would not change a thing.
Well, except Max's face. I would change his face. BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT'S PERFECT!
Well, except Max's face. I would change his face. BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT'S PERFECT!
F-Zero GX
2003
Revisiting a childhood game, and realizing the game has not only aged incredibly well, but it is significantly better than you remember may be one of the best feelings in the world. You always knew the game was great, but experiencing that greatness with a deeper appreciation for what makes it so great is like reaffirming your childhood memories. I thought this was one of the best arcade racing games ever made. And fortunately (and somewhat unfortunately) this still reigns true today. F-Zero GX is the peak of the series, and I think I get why Nintendo and Sega were so afraid to make a proper follow-up to it. It's hard to improve on perfection, without fundamentally changing it. What we were left with was Mario Kart 8.....for 10 years.
Rest in Piece F-Zero/10
Rest in Piece F-Zero/10
GuessTheGame
2022
some days makes me feel like a genius for being able to tell a game from the first screenshot and other days leaves me so confused just guessing age of empires everytime they show me screenshots of an rts or western strategy game
david cage is going to hell .
considering WotC and chimera squad were already Figurative Marvel Shit, the pivot to Literal Marvel Shit is about the least surprising thing ever; if you didn't see this coming I suggest staying out of the entrail reading business. the real surprise here's that everyone buried the lede blubbering about deckbuilding stuff so thoroughly that I had no idea this was Meet n Fuck Marvel
not since borderlands 2 has a game's dialogue filled me with the primal unease of an ape seeing a particularly snakelike vine. started this up while my wife was in the shower and when she texted asking if I could make some coffee I knew the choice was to smash ALT+F4 or risk being divorced on the spot
the cardgame bit I'm kinda whatever about. I think I'd like it more if the camera was positioned anywhere else and it didn't lean so hard into Epic Cinematic Presentation that even the most basic actions take a century to unfold. it's cool you can do the type of MTG blue deck bullshit where your turn lasts so long the person on the other side of the table regrets being a nerd, but not cool enough to endure the simpering social layer, endless cutscenes, and deranged tutorializing that make up the bulk of the game
have to imagine you'd have a better time stuffing hulk hands in your ass while playing slay the spire
not since borderlands 2 has a game's dialogue filled me with the primal unease of an ape seeing a particularly snakelike vine. started this up while my wife was in the shower and when she texted asking if I could make some coffee I knew the choice was to smash ALT+F4 or risk being divorced on the spot
the cardgame bit I'm kinda whatever about. I think I'd like it more if the camera was positioned anywhere else and it didn't lean so hard into Epic Cinematic Presentation that even the most basic actions take a century to unfold. it's cool you can do the type of MTG blue deck bullshit where your turn lasts so long the person on the other side of the table regrets being a nerd, but not cool enough to endure the simpering social layer, endless cutscenes, and deranged tutorializing that make up the bulk of the game
have to imagine you'd have a better time stuffing hulk hands in your ass while playing slay the spire
Max Payne
2001
The gameplay loop didn’t do it for me, but this story still rules.
Tomodachi Life
2013
Miles Edgeworth mpregged Phoenix Wright and they have a child named Gumshoe Jr. That's about all you need to know about my experience.
Bro released the game a second time 😭😭😭 still ain’t no point to the game, all you do is jump on shit 😭😭😭
It ain't got no point to the game he just walkin around jumpin on shit
No More Heroes
2007
"This game is fucking brilliant. These characters are so well written and this story is so smart." I say as I jerk off my Joycon after cutting like 20 dudes in half.
Wow, what an interesting game. I really enjoyed this. There are some parts where it was a bit annoying, but I needed to know what happened. Nintendo needs to put Gamecube games on NSO and add this. It should also figure out the legal stuff and remake/remaster this game (or make a new one).
max is so depressed and horny lmao he's literally me
1997 film Titanic for men
Dota 2
2013
This review contains spoilers
soul-sucking, taught me many different languages but only the worst words in each. Not for the faint of heart. Community will destroy you and rebuild you similar to the army just more f'd up.