Megaton Press is the best super move in the game.

Mario escapes from his daily life and worries with some fun ball hitting. After that he goes to play Tennis.

spoiler: the threads of fate all start to intertwine at the end until they spell out "wiener" in the sky. Then the planet blows up. Whoops.

jump around jump around jump around now
jump up jump up and get down

Spyro realized the secret of happiness is actual defined areas and NPCs with personalities to talk too.

No better way to start off the videogame with a starter that can't do shit to the first gym.

Crash chose to learn from his bad motorcycle driving and actually get good at driving a go-kart, leading to prosperity and mutual benefits for all.

IN THE RAIN OR IN THE SNOW
I GOT THE FUNKY FLOW
BUT NOW
I REALLY GOTTA GOOooOOO

PUT IT ON THE FIRE REAL GOOD
PUT IT OUT COLD AND FEEL GOOD
IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE THE ONE
FIREMAN'S DAILY WORK CAN'T BE DONE

The Frankenstein's Monster of videogames. Worth it tho because it taught me how to do a fuckin infinite.

It's pinball, but sometimes you catch a pokemon or two. Riveting stuff.

The apes can run away from the weird kid with the electric butterfly net but they can't run away from their anxieties and insecurities.

The bandicoots learned how to pilot vehicles and everyone was worse off for it.

I brought this to a friends house and watched my two friends go 0-0 into OT5, where one of them would randomly score. The other friend was flabbergasted into submission.