Wario is the better brother.

All the gameplay improvements in the world couldn't save the total lack of charm the game loses when Raiden takes control. At least there was a 2 hour Metal Gear Solid sequel at the beginning.

Imagine you get the new crash game only for you realize it plays at its worst on the sony console.

I asked for Vice City for Christmas and got this instead.

Mario gets in his kart and drives to the bowling alley for a nice slice of pizza with his friends and nothing about karting happens here.

The only GBC Pokemon game worth playing, warts and all.

Imagine making a fighting game with throws but no blocking. My greatest guilty pleasure.

Damn they put a BEARD on a Koopa? I don't know how to feel about Mario's brand identity now...

Thanks to Rayman, plums are my least favourite fruit.

The one hellish screech Helga does when she's hit by a weapon makes up that half a star there.

The game's ending where you get turned into a flea, put into two boxes, shipped via USPS and then murdered with a mallet is a bit harsh.

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WINS
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Spyro was better off leaving those gimmick animals in their cages forever.

Lugia is the best box legendary.

It's Gold, Jerry! Gold!