this shit had me dying lauging at the thought of cannibalism. ten outta ten.

DO NOT FIGHT SHIN AKUMA YOU WILL THROW YOURSELF INTO THE POPEYES DEEP FRYER

"WHEN'S MAHVEL"
I got your marvel right here.
electric wind god fist.

there is no joke
i'm out of ideas for jokes, that's why there isn't one

roger to his therapist be like: "she took the fucking kid and a damn lizard started fucking my wife"

you know i went into this knowing heihachi wore the fucking diaper looking ass outfit, and yet when i saw it in game i was still flabbergasted.

bryan has a bald skin in this game and i just thought of the spongebob movie scene when i saw it.

imagine getting your shit kicked in by a bear who knows karate.
Paul Phoenix certainly doesn't have to imagine.

love is in the air? WRONG. 90s fighting game AI

this is one of the games of all time

fuck original gen 1 you nostalgia blind bitches.

I hope me being so flabbergasted at how good something is doesn't become a running theme. I like making joke reviews. Okay umm.. rinwell has an owl so as an owl house fan I'm obliged to like her. ...yeah I've got nothing. fuck.

hell is full bcuz ur mom died last night

I was so caught off guard by how much I loved this that.. I don't even have a joke prepared. Feels like I get flabbergasted pretty easily LOL

grandma gertie the kind of grandma to start chanting "SOMEBODY GETTIN FUUUUUUCKED"