still better than anything the MCU has done in the past 3 years

I was hoping I'd like it more, but alas I think the old school metal gear games before solid just aren't for me

NO.

I can at least give the MSX version credit for being well made and if it weren't for the janky feeling controls and awful checkpoint system I would've liked it more and finished it.
...THE NES VERSION BLOWS.

never said I HAVE to beat every game if I don't like it.

smithy really said "I'm gonna waste like forty five minutes of your time and there's nothing you can do about it" and I would like to fucking kill him for that

mario's mystery meat

simon's theme kicked in near the end of the final boss like a fuckin shonen anime and honestly I'm here for it

I couldn’t even try to get through this, I played for like 30 minutes and got so bored I wanted to blow my goddamn brains out

revised because I played the Japanese easy mode

removing knockback actually makes this game enjoyable

symbiote’s a hell of a drug

men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

it’s retiring to a nice, big beach, with a nice, big drink, and a woman with nice.. big.. bags of ice for my head

the fucking guttural, primal screech my brother and I let out when we saw slicers.

there is no joke. please play this game. thank you and goodnight.

it’s komodo joever