Morra Square Enix

Hideki Naganuma really got away with sampling Malcolm X on the Final Boss Theme of a Sonic game

Godlike idea for a crossover, instead of putting Heavy and Sam to fight, let's see what they think of several other subjects on their lives while you curse at their cheap as shit A.I

If only they had better picks for players, I don't know who's dick got sucked so Tycho could be the game, but let's not pretend goofy ass Penis Arcade was anywhere near as iconic as the other 3 back then, let alone now.

Contrary to popular belief, you don't need to watch Initial D to understand this.

The D actually stands for "Don't get your hopes up for a high paying career if over half your game is panning shots and turning wheels"

Pretty sure N1RV Ann-A: will never come out at this point so this is a pretty good enough substitute. Worth checking out if just for the atmosphere and the beats.

Also fuck me is latte art this hard to do irl? How much do they charge people for this? Probably not enough.

You know they just added a "The" to the title so no one would do CBT related jokes.
Too bad, this game is about as fun as breaking your balls.

Made me realize I still love video games

Leave it to Sega to make better Sonic games as joke titles than the half the actual Sonic games they market for

Every time the castle flips the fairy familiar jumps out of the screen to put me to sleep and forces me to drop the game, don't know why that keeps happening

Whoa... Is that... MID? Oh my god! I love Mid! Mid!

Kojima: "My early works were kinda cringe due to the technology being outdated."
Kojima's games with up to date technology: "Like Mario and Princess Beach"

Mentirosos dirão que Budokai é melhor que Tenkaichi

Bitches Be Like "Can't Stand Yakuza 4"
For Faith starts playing
Me And The Bestie:

You either know how to play Phoenix Wright or you're tier whoring. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

What a cute little cat. I sure hope he doesn't rip his face off when I get a game over, haha that would be weird, right?