2020
近前看其詳上寫着
秦香蓮那三十二歲 那狀告當朝驸馬郎
他欺君王啊瞞皇上 那悔婚男兒招東床
近前看其詳上寫着
秦香蓮那三十二歲 那狀告當朝驸馬郎
他欺君王啊瞞皇上 那悔婚男兒招東床
秦香蓮那三十二歲 那狀告當朝驸馬郎
他欺君王啊瞞皇上 那悔婚男兒招東床
近前看其詳上寫着
秦香蓮那三十二歲 那狀告當朝驸馬郎
他欺君王啊瞞皇上 那悔婚男兒招東床
Removed half a star for lack of Joshuu
1989
I swear MM2 fans just hear Wily Stage 2's theme and use their selective memory to forget how ass most chunks of this game is
Overhated. Visual Novel Chuds need to get over their hipster complexes.
2018
Kiryu's story could have ended here yet the filtered midwits couldn't stand Okinawa and best boy Rikiya so here we are beating this dead horse of a character until the 8th main entry and beyond.
"b-b-b-ut the enemies block a lot!"
That's what the grab and the parry are for, numbnut
"b-b-b-ut the enemies block a lot!"
That's what the grab and the parry are for, numbnut
2006
You see the "You're The Inspiration" Stage is nothing but genius game design and ludonarrative because the challenge doesn't come from beating the level but trying to hit the circles while you're crying so fucking badly
1985
You know people would be SALIVATING over this if it was made by FromSoft
We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's, oh
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's, oh
Why do people keep giving their anime licenses to Spike Chunsoft? Seriously, look at their past history. It's all shovelware so they can get money for when their visual novels that aren't named Danganronpa when they eventually undersell.
The graphics looks very underwhelming for an anime about the explorations and wonders/horrors of the unknown, the great mechanics of the abyss curse, which mind you made people vomit their guts out the moment they ascended one step is completely countered by waiting for the purple effects to disappear off your screen.
Reg and Riko never shut the fuck up, they repeat the same 3 sentences every 5 seconds, you can't run for longer than 2 seconds without running out of stamina and freezing in place, the vertical challenges from the game are completely avoidable for reasons mentioned previously, the "story mode" involves only a glorified tutorial that leaves you up to half the first season, and while I do appreciate that there's an original story to create your own OC that goes further up to where the third movie left off, anime games where you relive the same story of the show but with a silent character has gotten boring and overdone since Xenoverse 2.
Just read the manga, or dont. With the way these chapters take half a year to be released the author will probably be arrested for the Terabytes of CP he has on his hard drive before the story is finished
The graphics looks very underwhelming for an anime about the explorations and wonders/horrors of the unknown, the great mechanics of the abyss curse, which mind you made people vomit their guts out the moment they ascended one step is completely countered by waiting for the purple effects to disappear off your screen.
Reg and Riko never shut the fuck up, they repeat the same 3 sentences every 5 seconds, you can't run for longer than 2 seconds without running out of stamina and freezing in place, the vertical challenges from the game are completely avoidable for reasons mentioned previously, the "story mode" involves only a glorified tutorial that leaves you up to half the first season, and while I do appreciate that there's an original story to create your own OC that goes further up to where the third movie left off, anime games where you relive the same story of the show but with a silent character has gotten boring and overdone since Xenoverse 2.
Just read the manga, or dont. With the way these chapters take half a year to be released the author will probably be arrested for the Terabytes of CP he has on his hard drive before the story is finished
2004
Don't ask who Garry is
The fuck's a Tatsunoko?
2006
Seeing zoomers being old enough to do half hour long essays on how "atcshually Sonic 06 is not that bad" because they grew up with this garbage is perhaps the most piss poor attempt at revisionism by pretentious kids who think their opinions matter because they can do some wacky effects on Adobe Premiere Pro
1998
More like Mega Man & BASED
I watched some balding manchild on the internet say piss shit and fuck while looking angry at the camera on youtube and found the cutscenes funny so clearly this must be one of the worst games ever made because I can't think for myself.
Yes, my favorite Zelda Game is Breath Of The Wild, how did you know?
Yes, my favorite Zelda Game is Breath Of The Wild, how did you know?
More like a game nobody likes