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MMMMM. STORMBLOOD. i have so many thoughts about this one. mainly: hey why is the blonde haired blue eyed white ass (bland ass) lady saving the predominantly brown country? even though there is literally another brown man in the game who has been set up as a refugee from that country FROM THE BEGINNING and has been wanting to return and free his people FROM THE BEGINNING and is an amazing narrative foil and has an extensive backstory with the person who kickstarted the entire plot of this expansion??? but for some reason, he isn't the main character of this because f** it, boring cute girl amirite???
and also featuring such hit tracks as: what the f** did the japanese man just hijack a traditional mongolian ceremony to forcibly recruit their soldiers for his own war? and the bonus track: wait what the hell why is LAKSHMI, THE FAMOUSLY INDIAN GOD, super pale and clearly white?
anyway, i sure wish i had no critical thinking skills so i could enjoy this expansion like some apparently do. this is a stepping stone on the way to the far superior shadowbringers. (raids were very cool, though.)