a_girlboss
the plot is so good I can ignore the subpar gameplay and rank this 5/5... not many games could do this!
2017
ok this game is good. no one disagrees on this
2008
for what it is (underpowered port) it's pretty good. obviously doesn't replace the 360/PS3 version but if you don't have access to those it's a streamlined version.
ok nevermind this game is really good
i stand with walter #FUCKYOUJONATHAN
2017
killing night zees is fun let's not lie. i'm not big on shooters but this one was fun sniping is fun.
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this game just. ends. i was playing and thought i'd get a big final cutscene but no it just. ended. like woah. vito is hot and this probably inflates my score by a lot but who cares
gameplay is fun and the plot is nice but... meh!!
2021
this was soooo fun i've wanted to play this game since it came out. and i finally did it! woohoo!!!!
2020
i did not actually play this game i merely watched a cat play it over the course of two months. anyway this was very fun but i can't justify putting it over 4 stars because i didn't play it myself!!! my computer would explode if i tried. gorty you will always live in my heart
i mean... they merged all three games... so this easily becomes the best game out of all of them. 1 had the best story, 2 had the best maps, and 3... well, it starts off strong and the ending's really strong. the middle... it could be better.
#justiceforlucasgrey
#justiceforlucasgrey
i mean.... let me ask the audience!
2020
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i know i'm giving it 4 stars but that's purely because of emotional attachment. i like the original more. i did not expect this game to be this bad because i had fond memories of it... but it is, and not in a way i can really formulate.
anyway, good parts: the music hits, i like the presentation and the cast is endearing. that's kind of it, though. if they gave me the writers' pen i could make this better than 5 (not very hard at all). i never got why people hated marie and didn't care about her but now i do: she adds nothing. the original was fine without her. adachi is very very good though congrats atlus! a hit after two million misses oh my fucking god.
also they added a moment where you can kiss teddie but if you try to do that he runs away like what the fuck?????? get OVER here you bitch.
anyway, good parts: the music hits, i like the presentation and the cast is endearing. that's kind of it, though. if they gave me the writers' pen i could make this better than 5 (not very hard at all). i never got why people hated marie and didn't care about her but now i do: she adds nothing. the original was fine without her. adachi is very very good though congrats atlus! a hit after two million misses oh my fucking god.
also they added a moment where you can kiss teddie but if you try to do that he runs away like what the fuck?????? get OVER here you bitch.
2010
it's crazy how much better this is than the first one. there's girlbosses. there's annoying people. there's larger-scale ethical decisions. apparently you can die For Real This Time but i'm a god gamer who kept everyone alive. only issue is no kaidan but i can live without him
2021
the game being online-only holds it back from being 5 stars because omfg that's a despicable decision. plot is still amazing and i like pretty much every mode that's in this though.