the game being online-only holds it back from being 5 stars because omfg that's a despicable decision. plot is still amazing and i like pretty much every mode that's in this though.

kaidan..... kaidannnn.............. kaidaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn.............................

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agent 47 and lucas grey are my OTP

the only way i managed to endure the atrocious dubbed version was by playing on mute and replacing every player's name in my head while watching clips of the anime on youtube

the 8 year old gamefaqs forums lied to me. this one is fine. dont think it stands that well on its own when ogre is right there,

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where were you when kazemaru got run over by 5 alien child soldiers?

this would be the best game of all time if the one behind it was me and not david cage. food for thought

there is nothing like playing "sonic car game" and getting shot with a rocket by danica patrick from real life in the middle of angel island

put sonic & all-stars racing transformed on the playstation store you cowards that is a lot better than this. this feels like the original sonic & sega all stars racing in the worst way possible because. it's a team game???? just put them all on foot then get the damn cars out of the way

i wanted this game so bad. when i saw it was free on ps plus i expected so much from it. and then BOOM. theres only like 8 characters everyone else is locked away. and my excitement actually died who gives a shit

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i didnt actually play the first one. this was fine. i already knew about the main villain and i was glad they didnt drag it out for a century to reveal it. the best part of this game was when you get the time capsule with tickets for a dazzler and lila cheney concert because not only do i love dazzler and lila cheney the concert was ON MY BIRTHDAY. thank you insomniac dont fuck wolverine up xoxo a girlboss

my bestie catpun bought this for me on steam and my computer is so bad it's basically impossible to play it. sorry catpun. so going off of my experience playing the arcade version i gotta say this game served

i was like "wow! everyone talks about bioshock! i'm gonna play that!! it's gonna be so fun" then i realized it's a first person shooter which means every 4 seconds results in me getting jumpscared and dying over and over again. maybe in another life

i went into this thinking yass slay. i did not yass or slay. whatever.