i played the GIRL route only!!! girl gaming

i was like "wow! everyone talks about bioshock! i'm gonna play that!! it's gonna be so fun" then i realized it's a first person shooter which means every 4 seconds results in me getting jumpscared and dying over and over again. maybe in another life

do not listen to what "professionals" have to say. pokestar studios is phenomenal

i did not actually play this game i merely watched a cat play it over the course of two months. anyway this was very fun but i can't justify putting it over 4 stars because i didn't play it myself!!! my computer would explode if i tried. gorty you will always live in my heart

half the bitches on billboard could never

i went into this thinking yass slay. i did not yass or slay. whatever.

the more i think about this game the more i hate it. the more people talk about this game the more i hate it. i am the hate machine

the only way i managed to endure the atrocious dubbed version was by playing on mute and replacing every player's name in my head while watching clips of the anime on youtube

there is nothing like playing "sonic car game" and getting shot with a rocket by danica patrick from real life in the middle of angel island

everyone who says this game sucks and is bad is WRONG. this game rocks. i wanted to give this a 4.9 specifically because i do not like lady ashbury but i guess it gets rounded up to 5.

omg queen i am so sorry i will finish your game i am so sorryyyyyyyyyy

this game should be ashamed for tainting the legacy sonic riders: zero gravity had created

the art kind of slays and we have dilf phoenix. so yeah

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audibly gasped at the end when ellie makes joel promise to not be lying about the fireflies...... if part 2 isn't the best game to ever be made i'm actually going to leave a little surprise for neil druckmann