I love Yard Work Simulator 2016. I married Shane because I felt bad.

i like puzzles and i like to burn things

This game makes me feel smart.

Fuck the haters, this game SLAPS.

I just wanted Yue to love me.

I babysat my two younger cousins for a weekend once and they made me play through this entire game twice.

Some people are gay, Natsume.

I'm giving this 5 stars because I loved watching my guy play it when we were teens, but I am a rhythmless white boy and this game makes me acutely aware of it.

less sexy than the name would have you believe

2018

When I was really young, my aunt babysat me a lot. Playing this game was how she entertained me. I still remember the day she beat it. I love her a lot.

i don't like painting houses for boring people

i crash a car real good to bad music, except avril who rules