this game drifted out of nowhere and parallel parked into my heart

Good game, still think they should have gone with the title 'timey rewindy, visionary findy'

This game had me returning to it endlessly, almost like an eternal loop of wanting to come back for one more run. Still no idea what 'Returnal' means

This game really finds the cut stuff. Best Shooter McGavin sim there is - I eat pieces of sh*t like this for breakfast

Less Raymond Chandler and more Chandler Bing. They really squandered a great start - could I BE anymore annoyed

This little nightmare was a little pleasure

At the beginning when you cause a tsunami to wipe out a quaint Mexican town I saw a young boy fall to his watery grave and I really felt sorry for Lara who just wanted a new piece for Croft manor

every time I would change my characters trousers I would get a quick flash of dong and it made me feel uncomfortable on their behalf

delicious haptic feedback really made me feel the intensity of being a banner collector in ancient Japan

Spidey + Venom team up to take down Carnage and it's effin' cool as all hell

this game is an avengers level threat

the most fun you can have is killing your poor wife, taking the desert she made, hiding in the closet and then waiting for Willem Dafoe to find your degenerate ass gorging on choccy-pud with not a shred of remorse for killing your wife.

Good game, good music, good rats

hell of a game

ninjas are cool/10