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Garten of Banban 3
2023
Imagine a 3 year old experiencing the Banban-verse through their IPad and they grow up to think that this is what kindergartens are like.
This review was written before the game released
Rain Code released, big day for unfunny terminally online trolls/Twitter ‘comedians’ who stink (‘Danganronpa bad’ is a defining personality trait for them)
What a shitload of fuck! This game, Subahibi, is one of the weirdest and most messed up games I've ever had the displeasure of playing.
So you start off as this average Joe named Takumi, and from there, it's like stepping into a never-ending fever dream! Seriously, the game just flips characters and timelines like it's going out of freakin' style, making it a nightmare to follow.
And let me tell ya, the dialogue in this game is as pretentious as a turd claiming it won the Pulitzer Prize! These characters think they're fuckin' philosophers, spouting off lines that don't make a lick of sense. All I wanted was to play a game, not be dragged through the mud by a bunch of whiny-ass punks!
That being said, for all its craptastic dialogue and confusing-as-hell plot, I'd be lying if I said I didn't find some things intriguing about this dumpster fire. The visuals are pretty snazzy, and the whole bizarre story actually starts to grow on you after a while.
Alright, bottom line: Subahibi is a convoluted shitstorm that may appeal to some of you sick twisted gamers out there. But for me and my sanity, I'm going to refrain from any further experience with this game and go throw a couple of ice-cold beers down my gullet to wash away that mind-fuckery experience.
So you start off as this average Joe named Takumi, and from there, it's like stepping into a never-ending fever dream! Seriously, the game just flips characters and timelines like it's going out of freakin' style, making it a nightmare to follow.
And let me tell ya, the dialogue in this game is as pretentious as a turd claiming it won the Pulitzer Prize! These characters think they're fuckin' philosophers, spouting off lines that don't make a lick of sense. All I wanted was to play a game, not be dragged through the mud by a bunch of whiny-ass punks!
That being said, for all its craptastic dialogue and confusing-as-hell plot, I'd be lying if I said I didn't find some things intriguing about this dumpster fire. The visuals are pretty snazzy, and the whole bizarre story actually starts to grow on you after a while.
Alright, bottom line: Subahibi is a convoluted shitstorm that may appeal to some of you sick twisted gamers out there. But for me and my sanity, I'm going to refrain from any further experience with this game and go throw a couple of ice-cold beers down my gullet to wash away that mind-fuckery experience.
The endgame of intellectual property, the concept of "owning" a character or concept has culminated in this. I was in a car with Geralt of Rivia and Doomguy when Hollywood Baby by 100 gecs started blasting. Once it has VR support it will be the metaverse and The Matrix. I want to be jacked into the computer and shown characters I know forever. Funko Pop incarnate.
Fear & Hunger
2018
I was writing the fifth paragraph of my review, and then accidentally clicked on one of my browser's bookmarked websites, losing all of my progress. It felt exactly like my first 6 hours into this game, so I think that this is way more symbolic than anything that I could have ever written.
Homestuck
2009
if this counts as a game then that means sakurai can put it in smash
Homestuck
2009
remember when vns got deleted from igdb
this sort of stories is worth to be told in one way or another because they help people explore or realise things in the world so distant to them and im glad the author decided to do it through a cute little game and they deserve lots of respect for opening up about these delicate and personal issues
also to the fucking reviewer who said trans punpun i hate you i cant see the little ghost anymore without thinking about punpun i piss my pants every time wow im so angry frfr
also to the fucking reviewer who said trans punpun i hate you i cant see the little ghost anymore without thinking about punpun i piss my pants every time wow im so angry frfr
MultiVersus
2022
I don't care that it's intended for 2v2, imposing designated RPG roles (tank, support, assassin, dickmongler etc.) onto fighting game characters is some of the most obnoxious and contrived shit I've seen in the genre. The monetization is heinous and all the music sounds like you're about to go on a family-friendly educational adventure with Mickey fucking Mouse. If this is "the future of free-to-play fighting games" I'd rather stay in the prehistoric age!!
A whole star for the genuinely creative movesets though. Every character's series is portrayed extremely well in their attacks - especially Tom&Jerry, a puppet character that fights itself during a match is a slam dunk of design. Could've gone without Shaggy being a reference to a 5-year-old meme but I guess it paid off for the marketing
A whole star for the genuinely creative movesets though. Every character's series is portrayed extremely well in their attacks - especially Tom&Jerry, a puppet character that fights itself during a match is a slam dunk of design. Could've gone without Shaggy being a reference to a 5-year-old meme but I guess it paid off for the marketing
Resident Evil 2
2019
I wanna fuck Ada and Leon so bad