Illustrative of the degree to which all the charming character design in the world won’t save your platformer from bad levels and bland mechanics.

Capcom didn’t have to go this hard, but I’m sure as fuck glad they did. One of the only two Zelda games with any defensible claim to top Link’s Awakening.

Capcom didn’t have to go this hard, but I’m sure as fuck glad they did. One of the only two Zelda games with any defensible claim to top Link’s Awakening.

Absolutely infuriating social awkwardness simulator masquerading as an open-world mystery game. Guess the robot conversation cues right or get fucked, I guess.

Na NA, na na NA na na Na na...

Remember the first time you saw one of the movie scenes transition to the game models and it blew your 13-year-old mind?

I don’t know if I actually loved this game, but I played it probably 6,000 times, and in the end isn’t that kinda the same thing?

Fuck me, this game is too fucking hard.

Happiness is a warm cow.

A fantastic puzzler concept and character design almost totally ruined by a healing structure I assume is the vestigial remains of a pay-to-win system from before it got picked up for Apple Arcade.

The raddest 23 minutes of my life.

This might be the first game I ever played. Super cute penguin.

He's always be the one true Super Star in my eyes.

To sleep: perchance to dream.