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a well-thought-out wishlist

i'm tired of fresh ideas. what remakes are you looking most forward to?

The Last Guardian
The Last Guardian
i just finished yelling at my dog and he bit my fucking arm? i don't get it man. why won't he listen?? does he not understand english???

that's a lot like my experience with the last guardian. please make it better. letting me control the big thing would be a good start. maybe give him his own stages
Homefront: The Revolution
Homefront: The Revolution
they should get rid of the timesplitters files. it's really just bloating the game when that storage space could be used for graphical upgrades instead
Undertale
Undertale
now that toby fox has a budget he should really polish up the graphics here
Sonic Generations
Sonic Generations
way too hard and punishing! bring it up to modern standards by removing lives and letting me respawn next to pits instead of archaic checkpoint systems
The Darkness
The Darkness
i couldn't see anything. so yeah. i think it's remake time!
Hitman: Blood Money
Hitman: Blood Money
it's really missing the qol features of the later games, like being able to knock someone unconscious by throwing an object at their head through a wall
Cooking Mama
Cooking Mama
not accurate to the struggles of my real life cooking experience - i tried pouring water in my so-called "instant" ramen and now my fucking kitchen floor is flooded. need a remake that's more grounded in reality
Drakengard
Drakengard
they should really make the combat more gratifying and the soundtrack a little less grating
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts
it's so slow! kh2 got this perfectly. so why hasn't this been remade? sora swings his big key around like he's a little boy throwing around a slab of iron and not a seasoned fighter. what's up with that? big cringe - that's what's!
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
i'm really grateful that thsp1+2 made those games playable in 2023, but how about 3? how am i supposed to play this in its current state?
Armored Core
Armored Core
why is this thing such a tanky piece of shit? it takes ages to turn around. pressing "down" should make me turn around - not fucking step backwards! remake it NOW
Dead or Alive
Dead or Alive
they should just stick to one or the other. dead and alive are too much to focus on
Shaq-Fu
Shaq-Fu
i think there's some seriously untapped potential here
Super Metroid
Super Metroid
ok so, let me get this straight: they made a game that plays as awesome as metroid dread... and they haven't remade super metroid with the same engine? what. the. fuck
Mega Man 2
Mega Man 2
the soundtrack is cool in concept but it's too beepy and boopy to be real music. this would be absolutely sick if mick gordon put some shredding guitars over it

23 Comments


you are stupid and i hate you

6 months ago

@personperson thank you for your undying support

6 months ago

why is YIIK not on here???

6 months ago

@crimsonmercuria it's already perfect

6 months ago

what if they remade drakengard 2 instead

6 months ago

i dunno man... i think resident evil 1 remake needs to get a remake. it's way too dated and didn't age well compared to the more recent resident evil 4 remake or resident evil 2 remake or resident evil 3 remake (but 3 remake could probably use a remake too if you know what i'm sayin)

6 months ago

The Nightmare Before Christmas DMC Clone. I think if it would completely rip ass if it actually had more fluid combat; oh nvm you're doin a bit....

6 months ago

I hope that Capcom reads the room and starts just skipping the originals altogether. RE9 remake when?

6 months ago

@lynxelot true. maybe on the third go they'll get re3 right. even so i see no reason to stop there
I HATE NEW ORIGINAL IDEAS, I LOVE REHASHING SHIT

6 months ago

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6 months ago

The SH2 Remake should have more objective markers on the map to make it actually useful and a HUD with ammo and life indicators and everyone should tell me what is going on with the plot so I don't have to think, as well as James deducing the annoying puzzles all by himself, why do I have to guess every single one, is he stupid?

6 months ago

Goldeneye. Everyone wants to play the FPS that started it all obviously, if only it was less old and clunky 😖 (tank controls? seriously nintendo??)

6 months ago

Majora's mask should have its time limit removed. How am I meant to spend 40+ hours and get my money's worth if the game chooses when it ends for me?

6 months ago

@cmodel i think they should remake dino crisis by putting some dinosaurs in it. that'd be crazy

@paqgamer_ something i appreciated about the original silent hill was the harry was very observant. when the radio made extremely fucking loud obnoxious hell static, i was relieved that he was there to inform me by going, "Radio, Huh? ...What's Going On With That Radio?" and it's this kind of subtlety that i'm hoping blooper team will ink up in the remake of 2!

@cyborc seriously, true facts! i suppose this is what happens when you're playing the first of a genre, but still it should be remade. perfect dark zero was a lot better because i could actually play it. (wipes sweat off forehead)

@poefred i totally agree. it's too hard as well! i am not a speedrunner and i think it's completely asinine to expect a kid to beat the game where the clock is constantly counting down. i've heard there's some ways around the whole moon-apocalypse thing in the manual or something, but i'm not personally able to read so i'm hoping they just make it into a button press or something in the remake so i can continue the game

6 months ago

I hope they remake Sorcerian and Fate Stay Night and Bakugan for the Wii and maybe even Halo 1

6 months ago

They should remake Texas Holdem, I can't get invested when these characters like Jack or Ace have no backstory. How do they make a full house without the Olsen Twins? Why no bikini cosmetics microtransactions for the Queens?

6 months ago

@chandler fax my brother! spit your shit indeed! Silent Hill 2 needs to be totally reworked, and this remake has the opportunity to make things correctly. In fact, this is how it was meant to be, and if you disagree, you're a fraud who doesn't know how an actual good game looks like.

Also, @Cyborc haven't you heard about GoldenEye: Source? It's a fan remake of the game, though it lacks the single player, but let's be honest here, who even CARES. Actually, Source is too old and primitive (2004? ughhh 😣😩😪), they should remake the remake and add lootboxes, battlepasses, skin stores and a lot of live-service features to make it an actual good game.

6 months ago

all of this but unironically
so true huss, they should remake gta3

6 months ago

@unaderon i agree, but personally my issues with texas hold em run deeper than that. i continuously drop my cards and i'm not really sure how i'm supposed to play the game like this. so i'd like for a remake to make that a little easier

@pkmudkipz i think they should remake mega man zero 3 to be more akin to superior platformers like celeste and hollow knight

6 months ago

dorya!

6 months ago

armored core 6.5


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